...the bruise looks GREAT in 1080i.
Unka Fen...
Comedian: "He didn't say the ping is small. He said it is
bad."
(From the gallery) "How...bad...is...it?"
Comedian: "It's
so bad the only time he can use it is with a cow, but incest is still illegal."
(Canned laughter)
Comedian: "Take my cow...
please!"
(Canned laughter)
Comedian: "Two cows walk into a ping. The first cow comments on the look, smell, and taste of the ping. The other cow says, "Aren't ya glad we stepped on it?"
(Canned laughter)
(Fade to commercial)
Host: Thank you! Thank you! We had a good shew for ya tonight and I sincerely apologize for the comedian with the bad ping.
(Canned Applause)
(Cut to Nappie commercial)