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Should I try and help?

Post by Nightcat » Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:49 pm

Dear Unka Fenster...

I think I noticed something, someone with a really bad ping rate seems to be in love.. not with a sheep or anything normal, oh no..

He seems to be in love with Falcon.. and other times with Willie..

Not sure if I should help him or not? and if I should, how?

What should I do Unka Fen :?

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Hmmm...

Post by :FI:Fenian » Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:24 am

I dunno...

Don't like sheep you say?

Like Falcons and Willies?

A small ping?

I don't think they have anything to worry about if the guy has a small ping....

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Post by :FI:Falcon » Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:32 pm

Gah!

Someone/thing ELSE in love wiff me now!?

Sheesh!

I gotta beat'em orf wiff a stick!

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note to self ...

be very very very careful next time beating them off with a stick.

that bruise lasted forever last time.


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But...

Post by :FI:Heloego » Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:06 am

...the bruise looks GREAT in 1080i. :D


Unka Fen...

Comedian: "He didn't say the ping is small. He said it is bad."

(From the gallery) "How...bad...is...it?"

Comedian: "It's so bad the only time he can use it is with a cow, but incest is still illegal."

(Canned laughter) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Comedian: "Take my cow...please!"

(Canned laughter) :lol: :lol: :lol:

Comedian: "Two cows walk into a ping. The first cow comments on the look, smell, and taste of the ping. The other cow says, "Aren't ya glad we stepped on it?"

(Canned laughter) :lol:

(Fade to commercial)

Host: Thank you! Thank you! We had a good shew for ya tonight and I sincerely apologize for the comedian with the bad ping.

(Canned Applause) =D] =D] =D] =D]

(Cut to Nappie commercial)
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Post by :FI:Falcon » Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:34 am

... was that the first ping

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or the second ping?
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"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."
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Post by :FI:Nellip » Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:21 am

...and the problem with a bad ping is?




...........you normally see it followed by a pong :lol:

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!haG

Post by :FI:Fenian » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:26 pm

You don't mean to tell me that there is no connection between a BAAAAd ping and a small one?


You guys.... you have 'good pings' yeah....

:badgrin:

Case rested.

*muted chuckles*

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Post by :FI:Sneaky_Russian » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:29 pm

ping? connection? lol good one!
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Post by :FI:WillieOFS » Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:13 pm

Oh the pingmanities of it all..
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Post by AltarBoy » Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:40 pm

Pffft! Y'awl cowpokes are missin' the point. :roll:

Pings are good. You see, subs use pings to locate targets. A small ping is good ya see 'cause the enemy might not get to pinpoint the source of the ping. Now, a big ping might be bad, 'cause the enemy will detect it and torpedo yer ass outta da water. :lol:

Try as you might, y'awl can't get the old AB...Nah-nah-na-na-nah! :badgrin:

Note to self: Why am I sounding like a an old coot cowboy? Is it the cows, the little Willies or Mr. Chickenlegs himself, me wonder. :lol:
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