Joke time...
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Joke time...
Two tourists were driving through Wales.....
At Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwryndrobwllyantsllyogogogoch,
they stopped for lunch and one tourist asked the waitress, "Before we
order, could you please settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The blonde waitress leaned over and said, "Burrr-gurrr-Kinngg..."
Dontcha just love Blonde jokes?????
At Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwryndrobwllyantsllyogogogoch,
they stopped for lunch and one tourist asked the waitress, "Before we
order, could you please settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The blonde waitress leaned over and said, "Burrr-gurrr-Kinngg..."
Dontcha just love Blonde jokes?????
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"When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong."
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One more...
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees
this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says,
"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch member,
3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him gently. The big guy says, "Hey, what's wrong with you?"
In a shakey, weak voice
the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inchprivate,
my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is
Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown! ...Sweet Jesus ... I thought you said,
"Turn Around" !
this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says,
"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch member,
3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him gently. The big guy says, "Hey, what's wrong with you?"
In a shakey, weak voice
the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inchprivate,
my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is
Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown! ...Sweet Jesus ... I thought you said,
"Turn Around" !
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:FI:Fenian
"When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong."
Oscar Wilde
:FI:Fenian
"When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong."
Oscar Wilde
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Ok, Ok, I got another blonde joke for you:
A blonde goes to a doctor, shes missing her left index finger. The doctor asks what happened. The blonde stated that she had tried to kill herself; she intended to shoot herself in the chest, but had second thoughts, afterall she'd just paid 5000 dollars for a boob job. She thought about shooting herself in the mouth, but again had second thoughts, afterall she just paid for 5000 dollars in dental work. She decided to shoot herself in the right ear; she realized there was going to be a heck of a big bang, so she put her left index finger in her left ear....
My second most favorite joke.
Igor
A blonde goes to a doctor, shes missing her left index finger. The doctor asks what happened. The blonde stated that she had tried to kill herself; she intended to shoot herself in the chest, but had second thoughts, afterall she'd just paid 5000 dollars for a boob job. She thought about shooting herself in the mouth, but again had second thoughts, afterall she just paid for 5000 dollars in dental work. She decided to shoot herself in the right ear; she realized there was going to be a heck of a big bang, so she put her left index finger in her left ear....
My second most favorite joke.
Igor
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