Joke time...

[:FI:Fenian]

Two tourists were driving through Wales.....

At Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwryndrobwllyantsllyogogogoch,
they stopped for lunch and one tourist asked the waitress, "Before we
order, could you please settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The blonde waitress leaned over and said, "Burrr-gurrr-Kinngg..."

Dontcha just love Blonde jokes?????

[:FI:Fenian]

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees
this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says,
"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch member,
3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him gently. The big guy says, "Hey, what's wrong with you?"
In a shakey, weak voice
the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inchprivate,
my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is
Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown! ...Sweet Jesus ... I thought you said,
"Turn Around" !

[:FI:Macca]

[:FI:Falcon]

[:FI:Spitsfire]

Nice ones Fen!

[:FI:Dex]

LOL

I have one as well..

Whats the difference between Harry Potter..





and Daniel O'Donnell?




One casts spells, the other disappears with a poof!

[:FI:Igor]

Ok, Ok, I got another blonde joke for you:

A blonde goes to a doctor, shes missing her left index finger. The doctor asks what happened. The blonde stated that she had tried to kill herself; she intended to shoot herself in the chest, but had second thoughts, afterall she'd just paid 5000 dollars for a boob job. She thought about shooting herself in the mouth, but again had second thoughts, afterall she just paid for 5000 dollars in dental work. She decided to shoot herself in the right ear; she realized there was going to be a heck of a big bang, so she put her left index finger in her left ear....


My second most favorite joke.

Igor

[:FI:Spitsfire]

[:FI:Spitsfire]

... whats your first

[:FI:Igor]

My all time favorite:

Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. The judge turns to Mickey and says, 'Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because you think she's silly.' Mickey says, ' I didn't say she's silly, I said she's F..king Goofy!'

[:FI:Spitsfire]

[Guest]

Blonde takes car to garage.

"It's not going too well"

Garage guy. "I'll take a look, come back in an hour"

1 hour later. Blonde returns asking if it was serious.

Garage guy " S**t in the filter"

Blonde "Do I have to do that every day?"

[:FI:Igor]

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?

Rebel with out a clue.



Igor da "if i don't see more jokes, i'm going to tell my penguin joke, and its pretty freakin bad"

[:FI:Spitsfire]

...terrible

See he didnt miss it!

Good ones!

[:FI:Heloego]

Farfromthinkin.