the master key

[:FI:Bowling Bob]

Woman asks Confucious:
“If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut.But when a man sleeps with 8 girls, everyone calls him a real man How come?”
“It’s very simple”, Confucious says. “When one lock can be opened by 3 different
keys, it’s a bad lock. But when one key can open 8 different locks, we call it a master key”.

[:FI:Armitage]

I like that!