two nice poems

[:FI:Bowling Bob]

FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows how to answer "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

cheers,
Joep aka the man with less words

[:FI:Airway]

[:FI:Genosse]

[:FI:Heloego]

My first wife made the mistake of asking if I thought her behind was too big.

I made the mistake of answering.

[:FI:Bowling Bob]

My first wife made the mistake of asking if I thought her behind was too big.

I made the mistake of answering.

HAHAHA
At least you gave her a honest anwser, right?

[:FI:Sneaky_Russian]

My ex asked if her butt was too big, so I pulled away one of the chairs she was sitting on.

[:FI:Heloego]

My first wife made the mistake of asking if I thought her behind was too big.

I made the mistake of answering.

HAHAHA
At least you gave her a honest anwser, right?

Actually I commented that I was having trouble reading the "Goodyear" logo.
I slept in the spare bedroom for a few days to think about my "honest answer".

A week later, she was asking why I wanted a Wide-Angle lens for the VC for Christmas.