guys,
nearly there, i think i have ts sorted and i am on hyperlobbie , but could't find anyone on the servers on sunday , so i am not sure if i was looking in the right place lol.
The Difference Between the Infantry, the Artillery and the Armored
HAPPINESS IS . . .
Infantry: A good rifle
Armored: A big tank
Artillery: A loud boom
UPON HEARING FIREWORKS
Infantry: Cool, just like a live fire exercise
Armored: Not loud enough
Artillery: Fireworks? What fireworks?
OTHER TRADES
Infantry: Waste of rations
Armored: Waste of rations
Artillery: Waste of rations
IDEA OF FUN
Infantry: Not having to "pepper-pot" an entire grid square before the objective
Armored: Racing across a grid square on "full stab"
Artillery: Leveling a grid square
FAVOURITE SONG
Infantry: "The Green Fields of france"
Armored: "Purple Haze"
Artillery: Anything, just play it LOUD!
BIGGEST LUXURY IN THE FIELD
Infantry: Engineers blowing trenches for them with C4
Armored: Plebes to dig their trenches for them
Artillery: Sky Tv
A LONG ROUTE MARCH WITH FULL KIT
Infantry: 20 clicks
Armored: From the Laargers to the tank
Artillery: What's a route march?
OFFICERS
Infantry: Are morons and should stay away from the trenchlines
Armored: Are morons and should stay out of the vehicles
Artillery: Are morons and should stay away from the gun lines
FAVORITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION
Infantry: Anything but walking
Armored: Tanks. Tanks. Tanks. TankstankstankstanksTANKS!
Artillery: Cean Fa Transport?
BIGGEST GRIPE IN THE FIELD
Infantry: The weather
Armored: Coffee maker in tank not working
Artillery: Only having basic package for the sky tv
BREAKFAST IN THE FIELD
Infantry: I don't care what it is, just so long as I can sit down to eat it
Armored: Hot coffee and rum with a beer chaser
Artillery: Eggs over easy, crispy bacon, sausages, toast and Bewley's coffee
WHAT THEY CALL THEMSELVES
Infantry: Real soldier
Armored: Cavalry
Artillery: 10 Mile Snipers
WHAT OTHERS CALL THEM
Infantry: plebes
Armored: gay plebes
Artillery: lazy shower of plebes
wolfhound
a bit of a joke
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a bit of a joke
"i will give thee a dog which i got in ireland. He is huge of limb,and for a follower equal to any man,Moreover, he hath a man's wit and will bark at thine enemy's but never at thy friends. He will see by each man's face whether he be ill or well disposed toward thee. He will give down his life foe thee. (The Icelandic Saga of Nial,c . AD 970-1014
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Re: a bit of a joke
As an ex-Artillery gunner I have only one thing to say. We NEVER had just the basic package of SKY 
Apart from that I agree about the gay tankers remark
Wardog
Apart from that I agree about the gay tankers remark
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Re: a bit of a joke
As ex REME, I look down on you all.
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Re: a bit of a joke
Only cause you'd be akip on the top bunk of your comfy bed in your 434's wendy house:FI:Ardmore wrote:As ex REME, I look down on you all.
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Re: a bit of a joke
Well nothing against REME as they always fix my toys!
Artillery well as long as I don't hear over the radio "oops" ever again, especially when I'm down range.
Armored, well I've never seen one with dirty boots, so I agree "Gay Tankers"
Infantry, The group of which all other services try to emulate. (except the Engineers)
Engineers "God Bless the Engineers"
Artillery well as long as I don't hear over the radio "oops" ever again, especially when I'm down range.
Armored, well I've never seen one with dirty boots, so I agree "Gay Tankers"
Infantry, The group of which all other services try to emulate. (except the Engineers)
Engineers "God Bless the Engineers"
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Re: a bit of a joke
ah the artillery , i am a twenty year servant myself "" BE AT THE BURSTING DOORS OF DOOM AND IN THE DARK DELIVER US"
the irish army's artillery motto on the statue of saint barbra out side the arty school in the curragh.
wolfhound
the irish army's artillery motto on the statue of saint barbra out side the arty school in the curragh.
wolfhound
"i will give thee a dog which i got in ireland. He is huge of limb,and for a follower equal to any man,Moreover, he hath a man's wit and will bark at thine enemy's but never at thy friends. He will see by each man's face whether he be ill or well disposed toward thee. He will give down his life foe thee. (The Icelandic Saga of Nial,c . AD 970-1014
Re: a bit of a joke
Well it seems Barbara is a bit of a slagg....She is the patron saint of many services, mine inkluded...
"Ammunition clearance is a science with uncertain assumptions, based on disputed calculations. Derived from none convincing experiments carried out by persons with doubtful reliability and questioned mental capacities using instrument of doubtful precision".