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Miss understanding

Post by :FI:Bowling Bob » Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:32 am

An Italian feels the need pick up a chick for a one-night-stand..
He jumps in his Fiat, foams and the streets of Rome in search
for a prey.
On the side of the road suddenly he sees a blond grietje, Scandinavian
type, are lifts.

The Italian sees her and asked her if she needs a lift.
After some driving around Rome brings them into his bedroom.
He starts to give her the hole nine yards.
After half hours he comes very noisily.

He turns around, takes a cigarette and asks in his best
English what every macho do want to know: "You finish?"
The girl looks groggy to him and says: "No".

The Italian immediately his put his cigarette down and gives a again a full
pound.
After three quarters, he comes noisier than a ones one before.
Again he turns around, sticks a cigarette in his mouth and asked her with a wide
smiling, confident smile, "You finish?"
Again answer the girl: "No".

The Italian looks to her surprise, but he gives again big times with proper
pain and slightly contorted in his muscles for the third time and he bangs the light out off her eyes.
After one hour of strenuous efforts, he finally finished steaming, and screams so hard
almost the whole of Rome will be heard.
"Finally, You finish?"
The girl replied, "No, I'm Swedish ..

cheers Joep
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Re: Miss understanding

Post by :FI:Macca » Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:37 am

:badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: goood one!!!:)

Thanks for sharing Joep!:)

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Re: Miss understanding

Post by :FI:Heloego » Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:19 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
...and wear your feckin' mask!!!!! :x
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