Instructions: Follow Carefully

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"Release the handle by pulling down on the straps and tightening the fasteners. Pres the button and remove the safety cap, then turn the knob to unleash the spring and wind the excess slack onto the spool. Loosen the screws on the plate lid and insert the tabs into the slots. Rotate the switch a quarter of a turn before lowering the two levers.Then drop the main crank into a neutral position. Be careful not to engage the housing before releasing the catch. Plug in and you're set to go. If smoke fills the roon, refer to the troubleshooting guide at the rear of this manual."

George Carlin: "When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?"

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been getting some hilarious George Carlin on my "launchcast"

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and will be ordering "Brain Droppings" and "Napalm and Silly Putty".

I remember him as early as '67-'68 when he was on the Flip Wilson Show as "Al Sleet, the Hippy Dippy Weather Man".
Not only hilarious, but some of his observations are spot on!