Irish Sausage Joke

:FI:Scott · Post by **:FI:Scott** » Fri May 19, 2006 2:47 pm

A little story for Friday

Seamus and Patrick fancied a pint or two, but not having a lot of
money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.Murphy said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the
butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!" Murphy replied, "Don't worry -just follow me."

They went into a pub where Murphy immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jameson Whisky. Shamus said,
"Now, you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We
haven't got any money!" Murphy replied, with a smile, "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!" They downed their drinks, and Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper, you get down on your knees, and put it in your mouth." The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out! They continued this, pub after pub,getting more and more drunk, all for free!

At the tenth pub, Shamus said, "Murphy, I don't think I can do any more o'this. I'm drunk, and me knees are killin' me!" Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub!"

Post by **:FI:Genosse** » Fri May 19, 2006 4:44 pm

:FI:Macca · Post by **:FI:Macca** » Fri May 19, 2006 5:42 pm

OMg....

:FI:Fenian · Post by **:FI:Fenian** » Fri May 19, 2006 7:39 pm

Skipper · Post by **Skipper** » Sat May 20, 2006 4:43 pm

:FI:Heloego · Post by **:FI:Heloego** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:40 am

:FI:Igor · Post by **:FI:Igor** » Wed May 24, 2006 12:13 am

Yep, sick puppy...

Igor

Post by **Deathsledge** » Wed May 24, 2006 12:45 am

Irish Sausage Joke

Irish Sausage Joke

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