We call it football because we use our feet...
...you should call it 'get dressed up in body armoUr, run about aimlessly for ten seconds, wait a few minutes, watch the ad break, repeat, then break for half an hour, have Janet Jackson slip a nipple at half-time, etc. etc.' -ball
For those who are interested, the term 'soccer' is derived from Association Football, the official name of the beautiful game. This is in contradistinction to Rugby Football, Gaelic Football, and, well, that other kind of Football, you know, the one they play in America and pretty much nowhere else...
Come to think of it, when the USA tried Real Football back in '94 I seem to remember another dark-haired diva taking a penalty kick at the opening ceremony, missing the goal completely, and yet seeing the goal split in two.
There's a Budweiser campaign running over here at the moment in which they propose what would happen to, ick, 'soccer', if the Americans controlled it; i.e. ads every few minutes, cheerleaders, 'sudden death overtime multiball'... and their slogan at the end is, "You do the football, we'll do the beer."
Thanks... Mine's a Heineken
