Dear Uncle Fenster, as I have recently hired a new female employee/assistant at my job...and as she is entirely good looking and one hell of a sex pot... my question is this:
"Should I tap this?"
yes, yes, i well know all of the "supposed" horror stories of tapping a good-looking female coworker/employee... and yes, i understand that this could become a sticky-wicket (in more ways than one) if not "handled" correctly. believe me, i'm trying to resist the temptation, however she is putting the moo-juu on me constantly, wearing low cut blouses that show her....well...twin rocket launchers, ah, to perfection. Also she daily wears those "oh so" tight hip-hugging skin-tight nylon pants and if there is any hint of an undergarment inside those poured-on tight slacks (perhaps with the exception of a lowly thong) i'll swear off women forever and become a monk at some forgotten monastary on a hilltop in central Europe.
also, she shows incredible attention to my every word... smiling wonderfully and saying "wow! what a great idea!" at my every senseless utterance, and makes a point of staying late when i do and hanging back in the office after everyone else has long gone.
such is making my life a living hell... you see the problem here.
so again i ask the question: to tap or not to tap?
of course i entirely trust you in your infinite wisdom and guidance.
impatiently awaiting your reply, dear Uncle.
Beowolff the randy...
