Is it safe?

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Is it safe?

Post by :FI:Falcon » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:27 am

Well Mr. Fenster,

is it safe?

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Well, I´m not ...

Post by :FI:Genosse » Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:12 pm

... Mr. Fenster ... but I assure you it might be safe ... even for you ...

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There is nothing sexual about this procedure!!!!!

Post by :FI:Fenian » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:33 pm

Now just think about bluberry pie and your prostate examination will be over in a jiffy....

Now... where did I put my 'index jelly'

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Post by :FI:WillieOFS » Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:04 pm

:lol: ROTF!!!

Good one Unkle Fenster!!

Having recently gone the above mentioned procedure I can assure you that thoughts of blue berry pie do not help. :oops: :badgrin:
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Try Singing...

Post by :FI:Heloego » Sat Dec 31, 2005 10:08 am

..."Moon River".


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Post by :FI:Macca » Sat Dec 31, 2005 10:13 am

Safeness depends on how long the gloves are.....

Try not singing "You go to my head".....

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Post by Baderslegs » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:46 pm

Nooooooooo!!!!

Falc it's not safe.

You might find out you enjoy it.

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Post by :FI:Igor » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:57 pm

Safe? Make sure the label says 'latex'


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Post by :FI:WillieOFS » Sun Jan 01, 2006 3:08 am

AND most of ALL make sure there is only ONE hand on your shoulder.. :badgrin:
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Post by :FI:Fenian » Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:08 pm

:lol:

As opposed to two on your hips

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Post by :FI:Heloego » Sun Jan 01, 2006 5:38 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by arne_and » Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:55 pm

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Post by arne_and » Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:57 pm

Aaaah.. think i got it now :lol:
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Post by :FI:IceFrog » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:11 pm

:FI:arne_and wrote:Aaaah.. think i got it now :lol:
did the bunny open your eyes :?: :D
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It opened..

Post by arne_and » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:20 pm

.. my mouth =P~
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