Got a conundrum. HELP!!!
Got a conundrum. HELP!!!
I may have to pick between an eighteen year old for a girlfriend, or a gal with two kids, five and three, who's twenty one. I like each of them, but I'm almost thirty for pete's sake!
Bonus, both of them are pretty good looking. Alright, gourgeous.
What is the lesser of two evils?
AGGGH! Help!!
Bonus, both of them are pretty good looking. Alright, gourgeous.
What is the lesser of two evils?
AGGGH! Help!!
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Let me put this another way....
Are you ugly and smelly?
If you can answer no to both of the above you have a reasonable chance of hanging on to one of these girlies.
Children are wonderful creatures when they are your own. Everyone elses are annoying little wretches, generally speaking.
If you take on the woman with the kiddies you have to take on the kiddies too. If you are 'serious' this requires you working very hard, sleeping very little and throwing half (if not 80%) of your salary in that direction every month. Still sounds good? She must be a stunner.
THe 18-year old would be nice to have for a few weekends. They are generally high maintenance and undependable. You are 30.
I'd take both
If you can answer no to both of the above you have a reasonable chance of hanging on to one of these girlies.
Children are wonderful creatures when they are your own. Everyone elses are annoying little wretches, generally speaking.
If you take on the woman with the kiddies you have to take on the kiddies too. If you are 'serious' this requires you working very hard, sleeping very little and throwing half (if not 80%) of your salary in that direction every month. Still sounds good? She must be a stunner.
THe 18-year old would be nice to have for a few weekends. They are generally high maintenance and undependable. You are 30.
I'd take both
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#1 is currently taking Navigation Cadet training, I've run into her Dad a couple of times, He's a Halifax Pilot.
#2 is going into geriatrics with an emphasis on long term care. And she lives about 4 clicks up the road to me.
Both are pretty extraordinary.
Ah what the heck. You're only young once, might as well see where things are going with either of them before I make a decision. I'm just not used to the attention of a couple of pretty young things, been a while since the divorce.
#2 is going into geriatrics with an emphasis on long term care. And she lives about 4 clicks up the road to me.
Both are pretty extraordinary.
Ah what the heck. You're only young once, might as well see where things are going with either of them before I make a decision. I'm just not used to the attention of a couple of pretty young things, been a while since the divorce.
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Hmm...
As long as they don't know each other....
Face it m8... the 18-year old will leave your wrinkly ass in a few months. The older girl with the kiddies - she may too But my experience is that women with kids are slow to take any chance with a new guy unless he's potential father material - and then only if they feel he'll stick around.
And I can understand that..... the kiddies will always come first, as they should. If you like her kids, then you're halfways there....
Tough call though...
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Face it m8... the 18-year old will leave your wrinkly ass in a few months. The older girl with the kiddies - she may too But my experience is that women with kids are slow to take any chance with a new guy unless he's potential father material - and then only if they feel he'll stick around.
And I can understand that..... the kiddies will always come first, as they should. If you like her kids, then you're halfways there....
Tough call though...
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...once you get to know them well enough you may decide to introduce them to each other.
On the other hand...As long as they don't know each other.... Wink
...once you get to know them well enough you may decide to introduce them to each other.
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Ok let’s see how this works then.:FI:Falcon wrote:Woman: Base evil = 10pts
Kid: Base evil = 25 pts
One women= 10pts
Three daughters (women just the same)= 75pts
Three sons= 60pts (only 20pts ea)
Grandkids I would say are free
So that’s 145pts, now times 8,030= 1,164,350,,,,,,,,, wow that’s about how money I’ve spent so far
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It add's up
18 + 21 = 39. So date them both, It'll be like going out with an older woman.
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Take the 18 year old, she'll be young and naive - you can train her to do stuff! and she'll be clueless somewhat. When I say "stuff" I mean "things" and when I say "things" I mean "stuff"
Age vs Experience, remember the two bulls? Young bull says "Hey dad, I'm gonna run down this field and shag that cow!" Father Bull says "No no son, lets walk down and shag them all" which kinda brought me back to the mother didn't it, I think it did...oh well.. why can't I be as smart as Unkie Fenster
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Age vs Experience, remember the two bulls? Young bull says "Hey dad, I'm gonna run down this field and shag that cow!" Father Bull says "No no son, lets walk down and shag them all" which kinda brought me back to the mother didn't it, I think it did...oh well.. why can't I be as smart as Unkie Fenster
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