The instructor (after accidently pushing the transmit switch up which transmits to everyone on the UHF frequency instead of down which transmits to just the other cockpit):
"Ten inches, damn it. I told you to set ten inches!"
Another Instructor (deciding to let the first instructor know that he making an a$$ of himself on the radio):
"Hey, Ten inches! Your broadcasting."
A Third Instructor (two seconds later):
"Hell, if I had ten inches...I'd be braodcasting too!
