Earn lots of money writing Romance novels....

:FI:Fenian · Post by **:FI:Fenian** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:27 pm

http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/

Heh...

:FI:TacticalS! · Post by **:FI:TacticalS!** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:37 pm

Here's just a small sample I hope will be accepted in an upcoming romance novel; what do you Rogues think?

"She gazed over to me in a darkened room. Our eyes meet just for a moment, embracing our loneliness in a flash of tenderness. My heart was racing, and I could barely move towards her. Just then a speck of light cascaded over her beautiful form, and I could see the innocence of her youthful beauty.

Aye lad she was a fine-looking sheep, thatââ‚¬â„¢s for sure."

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Where do I send my manuscripts again mate?

Tact - "romance novelist" -S!

:FI:Falcon · Post by **:FI:Falcon** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:16 pm

~~~"Ri! I saw 'er leanin' on th'lamppost, 'er 'ead bowed over an' some frowup drippin' from 'er lip. I sallied up an' says, "Aye tart, wanna shag?"
~~~She kinna stumbed forward an' wiped 'er face on me good work shirt an' mumbled, "Go'ah fiver luv? Why, I'll do anyfing fer a fiver!"
~~~I grinned an' showed 'er me gold toof an' said, "There ye go dawl, 'ow 'bout behind tha' dus'bin o'er there?" Her one good eye 'alf focused on the dark alley.
~~~"Oooo! You're a ri' gent you are mate, me lass date 'ad me do it in th' mid'l of th'friggen road, 'e did!"
~~~"Den, affer you dear." I says wiff a courtly flourish.

Yeah that's my kinna readin'

How much do they pay Fen?

F

Post by **:FI:Gurberly** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:22 pm

T'was a dark and stormy night .....

I'll post chapter 2 next week

G

:FI:WillieOFS · Post by **:FI:WillieOFS** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:49 pm

I spied her standing by the road. She was built like brick outhouse. Her short skirt barely covering her shapely bottom. Legs that went from her feet all the way to heaven. Perfect legs they were, Feet on one end and a delightful fanny on the other.

Easing my hard slammin, old chopper over to the side, I rolled up beside her and said as she straddled the the rear fender, showing all of her wares in the process. "Get on, hold on and shut up."

:FI:Fenian · Post by **:FI:Fenian** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:38 pm

It's nice to see that romance isn't dead....

You auld fellahs still have it in you..... and there it shall remain it would seem

arne_and · Post by **arne_and** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:57 pm

hupla · Post by **hupla** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:16 pm

one man said to the other "oooooh look at her arse!"

:FI:Murph · Post by **:FI:Murph** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:24 am

Once there was a sausage named Baldrick. The end.

:FI:Falcon · Post by **:FI:Falcon** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 1:44 am

I don't get it

:FI:Snaphoo · Post by **:FI:Snaphoo** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 2:00 am

"She gazed over to me in a darkened room. Our eyes meet just for a moment, embracing our loneliness in a flash of tenderness. My heart was racing, and I could barely move towards her. Just then a speck of light cascaded over her beautiful form, and I could see the innocence of her youthful beauty.

Aye lad she was a fine-looking sheep, thatââ‚¬â„¢s for sure."

'Tis great TactS! but you forgot the most important part of any "great" romance novel...

Heaving Bosoms.

With enough heaving and bosoms, you'll sell many more copies.

:FI:Snoop Baron · Post by **:FI:Snoop Baron** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 3:03 am

:FI:Heloego · Post by **:FI:Heloego** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 3:59 am

...and didn't even know it!

Must be ESP, huh?

http://www.endlager.net/fis/phpBB2/view ... y&start=15

Rather tastefully written, I must say!

Ianus · Post by **Ianus** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:17 am

Earn lots of money writing Romance novels....

Earn lots of money writing Romance novels....

Ahhh...

Beat you all to the punch...