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Sapper-FIN · Post by **Sapper-FIN** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 4:39 pm

Wow, i just updated my comp´s two 256mb memories, to two 512mb memories, and there are no signs of smoke coming out from it $\:D/$

You can congratulate me now

:FI:Falcon · Post by **:FI:Falcon** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 4:42 pm

If there are no explosions,

profusive acrid smoke plumes,

grinding, scraping, wailing, moaning sounds,

or massive seizmic vibrations

coming from your 'puter within the next hour ...

congratulations!

Post by **:FI:Gurberly** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:07 pm

...and what happens when you turn it on

Sapper-FIN · Post by **Sapper-FIN** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:27 pm

and what happens when you turn it on

Still running, and no smoke

What about virtual memory then... when i had 512mb, my virtual memory was set to 768 - 1536mb. Now when i have 1 gig of memory, should i just double it? What would be optimal for gaming?

Post by **:FI:Gurberly** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:36 pm

I think I heard tell, that the general rule was to have it set to double your RAM.

... and if it starts smoking, I guess I heard wrong

G

L.F · Post by **L.F** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 7:14 pm

be carefull whit this stuff,

a brother of a friend of mine, had his mainbord catching fire just the other week.

smoke`n fire, thats what happens if you cross the wires!

i need to get out more

:FI:Macca · Post by **:FI:Macca** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 9:56 pm

Sapper, m8... did you use the secret command ....u know...when booting your rig...

ok.

I'll tell ya...

reboot.no,smoke.com

you have to have the nosmoke.cfg in yer winblows directory..

S! to you m8!

:FI:WillieOFS · Post by **:FI:WillieOFS** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 4:10 am

Ya it REALLY sucks when ya let all the smoke out of the wiring.....

All that stuff about volts and ohms, and amps is just gibberish.. SMOKE is what does the deed. I know this for a fact. Cause the last several devices that I let the smoke out of, CEASED TO FUNCTION!!

Post by **:FI:Genosse** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:43 am

:FI:Sapper-FIN wrote:Wow, i just updated my comp´s two 256mb memories, to two 512mb memories, and there are no signs of smoke coming out from it $\:D/$

You can congratulate me now

Gosh!

Y-you´re a real GOD now, Sapper!!!!

:FI:Heloego · Post by **:FI:Heloego** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 9:11 am

And congratulations!

Now that your PC is smarter, can you smell the insulation burning, yet?

Sapper-FIN · Post by **Sapper-FIN** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:44 am

Yeah Willie, it´s the smoke, what makes all electrical machines work

I havent done anything to my virtualmemory yet.... i posted a question about it, on a finnish computer forum... i got a lot of replies, all right... one of those guys said that it should be set as low as possible, one of them said that it should be set as high as possble, and one of them was talking about some swap-files

Adding up ram sure improved my fps, btw...
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Sapper-FIN · Post by **Sapper-FIN** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:57 am

Best thing about this new ram, is that it´s inside the computer.... my GF has no idea, that i´ve just spended 140 euros for something

She didn´t like it much, when i bought that external hard-drive...

"honey, what´s that silvery box, next to our computer"

"it´s... err.... well, it´s a hard-drive"

"but we dont need a new hard-drive"

"well, not exactly, but it´s an external hard-drive.... cool,eh? ...."

"was it expensive?"

"noooooooo.....

by the way, you look beautiful tonight, how about if we go to some restaurant, for dinner"

:FI:Falcon · Post by **:FI:Falcon** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 4:03 pm

:FI:Sapper-FIN wrote:"noooooooo..... by the way, you look beautiful tonight, how about if we go to some restaurant, for dinner"

Aw, you're a sneaky 'bastage' for sure mate!

I forsee a long and happy relationship for you and the lass!

Fal "Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt" con

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