this was emailed to me
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
AND
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes one proud to be an American
new plan for investing
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new plan for investing
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The past is the prelude to the future
“Indecision is the key to flexibily”
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Re: new plan for investing
"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."
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Re: new plan for investing
Yeah.
I just found out:
In Oman, at times, you can get large quantities of sand.
Defense is the name, attack is the game
That's what we say.
I just found out:
In Oman, at times, you can get large quantities of sand.
Defense is the name, attack is the game
That's what we say.
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Re: new plan for investing
Wow! At 41 mpg my insurance would drop. They'd change my classification from "SUV" to "something else".
...and wear your feckin' mask!!!!!