'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with
the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His school professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:...... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99
Titanic:...... Over 7 hours to read
Clinton :..... Over 7 hours to read
Titanic:...... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:...... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:...... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:...... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:...... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :..... Let's not go there.
Titanic:...... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:...... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic:...... Rose goes down on a vessel full of > seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:...... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.
