Did you hear this one?

finchenza · Post by **finchenza** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:53 pm

fianna fall were worried last week that they went from 3 seats in the dail to two seats!

Mary Hearney took the two of them!

sorry, i know its bad, i just had to tell someone else...

:FI:Macca · Post by **:FI:Macca** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:15 pm

I thought this was apolitical forum, mate....

Regards

M

AltarBoy · Post by **AltarBoy** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:19 pm

I have no idea what he's talking about.

finchenza · Post by **finchenza** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:22 pm

what do you call a dog with no back legs and steel balls??

SPARKY!

my nephew keeps giving me these jokes...

:FI:WillieOFS · Post by **:FI:WillieOFS** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:37 am

God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better. The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living." Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested."
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God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments." The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother." "Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested."
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Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Thou shall not steal." "Not steal? We're not interested."
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Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
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Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments." "Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" "They're free." "We'll take 10."
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There, that ought to offend just about everybody!!!

:FI:Macca · Post by **:FI:Macca** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:41 am

that was a blast;)

AltarBoy · Post by **AltarBoy** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:44 pm

Shame on you Willie.

:FI:McBiggles · Post by **:FI:McBiggles** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:04 pm

Davey Crockett and Jim Bowie are standing on the battlements of the Alamo in the early morning taking stock of their situation. Through the thinning mist they see, marching towards them, thousands of determined Mexicans. Bowie squints down at the site, turns to Crockett and says,
"Are we pouring concrete today?"

finchenza · Post by **finchenza** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:59 pm

A little boy was lost at in the supermarket. He went up to the security guard and said "I've lost my dad." The security guard asked him "What's he like?" and the little boy replied "Beer, and women with big boobs."

:FI:Macca · Post by **:FI:Macca** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:09 pm

Now we're talkin'

M

:FI:Murph · Post by **:FI:Murph** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:22 am

I'm curious; Which commandment did the Christians object to? The one about not bearing false witness?

:FI:WillieOFS · Post by **:FI:WillieOFS** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:05 am

:FI:Murph wrote:I'm curious; Which commandment did the Christians object to? The one about not bearing false witness?

Maybe the one about not coveting the neighbor's a$$?

Did you hear this one?

Did you hear this one?

maybe this one is better?