Welcome to Texas.

[:FI:WillieOFS]

Two men from Trinidad were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The officer walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.

The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the trooper smacked him on the head with his nightstick.

"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.

"You're in Texas, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in Texas, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."

"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK", the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

"What'd you do that for?" Altar Boy demanded.

"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.

"Making WHAT wish come true?" Altar Boy asked.

"Because I know your type," the trooper says, "two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, "I wish that arsehole would've tried that shyte with me!"

[AltarBoy]

Ho-Hum, Willieboy. Nice try but that joke is staler than a week-old hops bread. In reality that dumbass trooper would be missing his face with a blast of a good old Trini .44 Magnum, you know the one with the coconut shells.

AB was last seen chasing Willie out of El Paso.

[:FI:Heloego]

AB's still excited about the cow (He didn't want the ewe to find out).

[AltarBoy]

know what?