One winter morning Norman and his wife were listening to the radio over breakfast. The announcer says, "we are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
Dutifully, Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later, while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "we are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
Again, Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
The following week, they are again listening to the radio over breakfast when the announcer says, "we are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the power goes out.
Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she turns to her husband and says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With love and understanding in is voice, that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says, "why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
Winter storms brewing...
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Winter storms brewing...
You've got red on you.

Give me the punch ladle, I'll fathom the bowl.

Give me the punch ladle, I'll fathom the bowl.
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You lost me at the term "snow".
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What is this "snow"?
Fal "still cutting grass" con
You lost me at the term "snow".
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What is this "snow"?
Fal "still cutting grass" con

"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."
- The history of Paul Revere's midnight ride, by Sarah Palin.
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Y'know...
...SNOW!
As in:
Snow way you're getting me to eat crawdads, fer crissake!
Snow better than most.
Snow way to treat a lady.
Y'know. SNOW!!!!
Freakin' Loozianers.
As in:
Snow way you're getting me to eat crawdads, fer crissake!
Snow better than most.
Snow way to treat a lady.
Y'know. SNOW!!!!
Freakin' Loozianers.

...and wear your feckin' mask!!!!! 
