WANT TO JOIN

ANDREY2J · Post by **ANDREY2J** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:56 pm

HELLO IWANT TO JOIN YOU SQUADRON SO IF YOU WANT TO TEST ME MY ICQ 216856632AND MY E-MAIL JJJ2580@012.NET.IL

Ege · Post by **Ege** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 6:55 am

Why not to tell some things about yourself in this same topic? Like who you are, what do you like to do, where you live etc...

:FI:Snaphoo · Post by **:FI:Snaphoo** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:25 am

And while giving us all the information outlined by Ege, be sure to follow the easy three step process to becoming an irishman, as outlined by our acting recruitment officer, Falcon.

See you in the skies m8!

:FI:Macca · Post by **:FI:Macca** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 8:40 am

Cheers , mate, please don't shout, ok?

ant possibly tell us something about ye, please.

And if you wanna join, juft o what Snaphoo said - our ActRecOff (sometimes called TempRecOff - My Recorder is Temporarily Off) will be glad to help ye out.

Mac

:FI:Heloego · Post by **:FI:Heloego** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:18 am

ActRecOff: Acting Recreation Officer - responsible for bringing the ladies to the Mess for Squadron Parties. The ladies generally are there to clean up the aforementioned mess and so are tipped heavily.

TempRecOff: Temporary Recreation Officer - replacement for the PermTempRecOff who brought a bunch of questionable guys to the Mess, instead of gals.

PermTempRecOff: Permanent Temporary Recreation Officer - The guy we decided Squadron-wide was the most qualified to thoroughly inspect new meat for pests and parasites. Once inspected, meat is classified as "Approved USDA Grade A " and used as cannon fodder immediately.

Falcon: ActPermTempRecOff - the guy you need to...uh...Communicate...with before acceptance as a Member.

Sheila: (Falcon, pleez note the spelin) Squad Mascot, Cook, Chief Bottle Washer, and Entertainer Extraordinaire. You should see her in Fishnets! HOT!!!!

Genego: Sorry, this Intel is Classified.

Fenian: Similar to "Feen-a-Mint" but won't keep you "Regular". read into that what you wish.

Genosse: God (also known as "Him"), Creator and Co-Conspirator with Fenian to ensnare us into becoming dread followers of the :FI:. There is no escape.

Fenian again: His Son, with whom he is well pleased.

Me: You

You: him (note the lower-case "h").

him: that guy. No not Him! The other guy! Pay attention.

Guy: a method of support, usually accomplished with a rope or wire.

What?: a Question, usually indicating I didn't hear what you said?

Said: What?

Apology: What I should be offering for this ridiculous post.

:FI:Falcon · Post by **:FI:Falcon** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:24 am

:FI:Heloego wrote:Sheila: (Falcon, pleez note the spelin) Squad Mascot, Cook, Cheif Bottle Washer

Did I misspell it again? Oh well ... about "cheif" ...

Guy?

You mean dat guy wit dah thing; or was that de udder thing?

Falcon

:FI:Heloego · Post by **:FI:Heloego** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:33 am

...I didn't think you'd catch that...

AltarBoy · Post by **AltarBoy** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:57 pm

Just make sure you ain't a hippie! Right now we have Falcon's head under a lawnmower!

:FI:Sneaky_Russian · Post by **:FI:Sneaky_Russian** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:23 pm

AltarBoy wrote:Just make sure you ain't a hippie! Right now we have Falcon's head under a lawnmower!

I'm saying nothing!

. . .runs and hides from FI lawnmower

AltarBoy · Post by **AltarBoy** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:00 pm

Hee Hee!

Sometimes I just can't help myself when it comes to the "King of New Orleans".

But take it from me a shaved head gets the chicks all the time. It's the shine, baby, the shine!

:FI:Falcon · Post by **:FI:Falcon** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:13 pm

Naw man ... it's the tickle that she likes, the tickle!

Hmm, maybe a French braid tonight ... ?

Fal "Tickytickyticky" con

Alright! Alright!

This thread is getting entirely too silly!

Post by **:FI:Gadje** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:38 pm

AltarBoy wrote:Hee Hee! Sometimes I just can't help myself when it comes to the "King of New Orleans". But take it from me a shaved head gets the chicks all the time. It's the shine, baby, the shine!

Really? perhaps its time for a visit to the barber.

:FI:Fenian · Post by **:FI:Fenian** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:53 pm

It's too early for the ferrets and the bottle washer!!!!

Start with the pipe cleaners and work upwards....

PappyG they never learn

Be merciful with them!!!!

NOT!

:FI:WillieOFS · Post by **:FI:WillieOFS** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:17 am

:FI:IceFrog · Post by **:FI:IceFrog** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:53 pm

ANDREY2J wrote:HELLO IWANT TO JOIN YOU SQUADRON SO IF YOU WANT TO TEST ME MY ICQ 216856632AND MY E-MAIL JJJ2580@012.NET.IL

WELCOME 2J ANDREY...HUMMMMMMMMMM

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Hmmm...

You're scaring them away again boys!

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