The end...
The end...
The end of my peace and quiet has ariwed in the form of a little girl that was born yesterday at 12.19CET+1.
She´s a lovely little thing that´s 49cm long and weigh´s in at 3390g.
Time to start saving money for a porch, rocking-chair and a good shot-gun
Any of you lout´s that have a son, better ceep them away from my little princess
She´s a lovely little thing that´s 49cm long and weigh´s in at 3390g.
Time to start saving money for a porch, rocking-chair and a good shot-gun
Any of you lout´s that have a son, better ceep them away from my little princess
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Aw she's beautiful Lars!!!
I see these is definitely a hair issue in your family ...
don't worry,
she'll grow out of it.
Congrats mate,
Stu
I see these is definitely a hair issue in your family ...
don't worry,
she'll grow out of it.
Congrats mate,
Stu
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Herzlichen Glückwunsch, Papa!
I hope mother and daughter are doing fine so far. Have you given her a name already? Maybe I should tell my sons to learn a bit Swedish to send them over to your place, uh?
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CONGRATS!!!
You do know what causes that now, right?
You've got a few years to practice this and get it really right on.
WHen the young lout shows to take your princess out on a date, tell him to sit on the couch. Sit down beside the horny lil bastard, put your arm around his shoulder and say in your best mean voice and with your meanest "war-face".
"Son, anything you even think about doing to MY daughter, I'm GOING to do to YOU!" "Have nice evening"
Once upon a time in the west, my best friend Rufus's, daughter decided it was time to marry a real piece of shit. My friend, myself and his four brothers decided we'd take the lad out to our private shooting range. We fooled around with this and that, making lots of noise and smoke. The kid thought he was a tough guy. Rufus gave the signal and I pulled my trusty old "peacemaker" and stuck it right between that boy's eyes and "eared" the hammer back. The four clicks that things makes sounded VERY loud. I told him if ever laid a hand a hand on that girl in anger, that he never hear the last sound that psitol made before he met his maker. His eyes were big a saucers and the rest of the group said word to the effect that I didn't kill him, they would.
He faded out the picture pretty quick after that. He decided that maybe he wasn't ready to get married after all.
Amanda found her a good feller to get hitched to and things are going well for her and hers.
Enjoy the good times, they'll be gone before you know it.
You do know what causes that now, right?
You've got a few years to practice this and get it really right on.
WHen the young lout shows to take your princess out on a date, tell him to sit on the couch. Sit down beside the horny lil bastard, put your arm around his shoulder and say in your best mean voice and with your meanest "war-face".
"Son, anything you even think about doing to MY daughter, I'm GOING to do to YOU!" "Have nice evening"
Once upon a time in the west, my best friend Rufus's, daughter decided it was time to marry a real piece of shit. My friend, myself and his four brothers decided we'd take the lad out to our private shooting range. We fooled around with this and that, making lots of noise and smoke. The kid thought he was a tough guy. Rufus gave the signal and I pulled my trusty old "peacemaker" and stuck it right between that boy's eyes and "eared" the hammer back. The four clicks that things makes sounded VERY loud. I told him if ever laid a hand a hand on that girl in anger, that he never hear the last sound that psitol made before he met his maker. His eyes were big a saucers and the rest of the group said word to the effect that I didn't kill him, they would.
He faded out the picture pretty quick after that. He decided that maybe he wasn't ready to get married after all.
Amanda found her a good feller to get hitched to and things are going well for her and hers.
Enjoy the good times, they'll be gone before you know it.
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Grattis!
Hope your growing family are recovering nicely, Lars!
I'll have a young lad (apparently) in October... so don't worry if you can't find a true blue Swede for her
I'll have a young lad (apparently) in October... so don't worry if you can't find a true blue Swede for her
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