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I have 2 wee little questions...

Post by fighter_bomber » Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:14 pm

1. Which banjo should i play? 4 or 5 string?
2. How much beer can i drink without losing my ability to play the sim?
3. I didn't say i'd do 3 questions!
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Re: I have 2 wee little questions...

Post by :FI:Falcon » Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:25 am

1. Which banjo should i play? 4 or 5 string?
2. How much beer can i drink without losing my ability to play the sim?
3. I didn't say i'd do 3 questions!

1. A 50 string, more notes.
2. I ain't never made it that far. Maybe you should go ask Mr. Owl.
3. Ask five, they're cheap.
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Post by :FI:Dr_Strangelove » Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:53 am

1) 5 string
2) Im with Falcon on this one. This has never happened.
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Post by :FI:WillieOFS » Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:31 am

I agree, play a 5 string fretless banjo..

15 or 20 pints never diminished my ability to do anything.. :badgrin: I could sing better, and dance better, ride better, etc etc.. :shock:

It did have a tendency to make me lose interest in things though.. :roll:
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Post by AltarBoy » Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:05 am

A no strings banjo would be fun. :D
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Post by napier » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:51 am

2. How much beer can i drink without losing my ability to play the sim?
i actually studied this in my own personal lab a few times....

Turns out, its 5 shots of jack and an 18 pack of your beer of choice...

cheers :beer:
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Post by :FI:Macca » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:42 am

1. Fretless 10 string banjo in open B would be fun

2.Try sitting in a bucket of alcohol with naked butt. Try something different :)

3.I found a coupon for a one question free

So here I go.....

who is the man on the right?



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Post by fighter_bomber » Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:08 pm

:FI:Macca wrote:who is the man on the right?
The man thats not on your left :lol:
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Post by :FI:Macca » Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:56 pm

:shock:
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Post by :FI:IceFrog » Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:45 pm

fighter_bomber wrote:
:FI:Macca wrote:who is the man on the right?
The man thats not on your left :lol:
you mean the one who is not in the middle..............
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Post by :FI:Macca » Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:51 pm

Yes ;D
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Post by :FI:IceFrog » Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:06 pm

:FI:Macca wrote:Yes ;D
It’s really scary when it all starts to make since to me :shock: .
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Post by :FI:Sneaky_Russian » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:45 pm

Isn't a 4 string Banjo a "Ukelele"?

Gotta be a 5 string unless you wanna be George Formby.
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Q 2 is a bit more complex. Id say:-
  • Guiness,Red Stripe,Becks, Caffreys etc .
    10 to 12 Pints

    Gales ESB,Abbot Ale,Speckled Hen and the like
    4 to 5 pints.
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    you may want to cover your keyboard with clingfilm before doing any experiments.
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Post by fighter_bomber » Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:39 pm

:FI:Sneaky_Russian wrote:Isn't a 4 string Banjo a "Ukelele"?[/list]
You never heard of the Irish tenor banjo? You swine!
(Gerry O'Connor is the best banjoist ever :) )
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Post by :FI:Macca » Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:58 pm

How about a bass banjo?
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