Chute killing in the FI!

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Chute killing in the FI!

Post by Skipper » Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:58 pm

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Shocking new evidence uncovered suggests that the FI is guilty of killing unarmed pilots as they drif helplessly in their parachutes!Looks like some of us have to read up on the Geneva convention!You know who you are!;) :badgrin:

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Post by :FI:Falcon » Mon Apr 03, 2006 2:50 am

Unarmed hell!

He's prolly got a 45 tucked in his belt!

Fair target I say.

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Or at least that's what Gen always tells me.


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Just a quick question ...

Post by :FI:Genosse » Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:03 am

Was this me again killing innocent parachuting pilots?

I´ve been told to tend to do so ... :?
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Post by Skipper » Mon Apr 03, 2006 12:13 pm

Well in fairness he was quite close to the ground when he bailed ;)

But did you really have to turn him into Swiss cheese? [-X :lol:

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PS-I may have shot at him a bit too
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Possible thoughts & reasons

Post by Nightcat » Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:13 pm

1) It's quite hard to distinguish between aircraft and parachutists.

2) If flying along in the middle of a war and there is some guy in front of your aircraft (3000ft) flapping his arms hes obviously crazy and its better to be safe than sorry.

3) "It looked like the cord was tangled around they're neck, was just trying to get them free"

4) It's better to shoot a parachutist than get blood stains all over the props and windscreen, takes ages to remove all those lil splatters.

5) Tiny targets are the best way to prove your shooting prowess.

6) "I really need to work on my shooting, I was aiming for the canope!"

The Geneva Convention is where p**n stars sell ? videos isn't it?
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Post by :FI:Falcon » Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:46 pm

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Not to mention...

Post by :FI:Heloego » Sun May 28, 2006 11:54 pm

4) It's better to shoot a parachutist than get blood stains all over the props and windscreen, takes ages to remove all those lil splatters.
...all that blood and mess is hell on anything aluminum. :lol:
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Post by Green » Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:23 pm

That's good Nightcat :lol:
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