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by :FI:COM » Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:02 pm
"We had this crazy platoon seargent who got drunk with us one night at the NCO Club. His wife was known as being quite a spinster, so for fun we walked him up to his front porch, rang the bell, and waited in the bushes to see the fireworks. The light came on, the door was opened. She said:
"Bill-are you drunk again!"
"Yeah, honey, I ammm"
"How much did you spend tonight, Bill."
"Hundred dollars"
"Do You know how long I could last on a hundered dollars, Bill?!!!"
Bill -"Well, you don't drink, you don't smoke, and you have you own p*ssy, so, probably forever." ~S~