Rage Page

[Nightcat]

Just wanted a place for one and all to write about something of recent thats "Annoyed" them, pet hates or just annoyances of the world around them - I'll get the ball rolling with a classic...

Bunny hoppers! I wish I could go around they're cheating houses and bunny hop on they're empty heads - I hate you, I dispise you and I want to beat you to death with obsolete vegetables! Why oh why you can't take death like a man beats me - you yellow bellied, cowardly piece of ....

ok you get the idea!

NC

[:FI:Fenian]

This disgusts me.

Stupid Design I call it.... like that which created mankind....

I compare mankind to an engineer that develops the world's larges dildo and then inserts it in his.... and all of our...

You get the picture.

Some people deserve to be injected with transgenic floursecent green pig genetic material and put in a little glass box in the Tate Gallery....

Bastar*s!!!!!!!!!!!

[:FI:RULES]

I F**KING HATE dog owner that don´t pick-up there ugly pet´s fekking pooty after them...

Ban dog´s as pet´s or tax them in to powerty(the owner´s)....BASSTIDS...


Same goes for cat owner´s that let the dirty animals litter in the childrens sand-boxes

[:FI:Gurberly]

I'm very proud of my cats... they always crap in the neighbours gardens and not mine.



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[:FI:Snaphoo]

Bunny hoppers and "Dolphin diving" punks have pretty much ruined BF2 for me.

I'm not really of an age to rage anymore... Wow... That's sad...


Sna"apathetic"phoo...

[:FI:Falcon]

WELL!

I HATE big tits!

I hate them floppin' all 'round and bouncin' and ...

...

Hold on ...

sorry, I got confused.

I LOVE big tits!

...

I s'pose I should start a new thread then ...


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[Nightcat]

Political correctness, don't even have to go into much detail on this one but the most recent hair pulling version was during Christmas

"Winter festive lights"! no more Christmas lights as it might offend people?

also the "Merry Christmas" - now "Happy Festivities" bull !

The only people to take offence are the big turds in political admin who makes this crap up, there are people in hiding because they're supposed to be one of the folks who is supposed to be taking offence too all of this. OK add Politicians and I'll try not to go off on another tangent...Urgh *Pulls hair!*

NC

[Sapper-FIN]

I´m with ya Fen!

I mean, dont scientists have ANYTHING better to do?? Like find a cure for cancer, for example....

What really annoys me, is people who fog lights (i´m not sure if that´s the correct term.. well, anyway, you know the lights you use in a car when it´s foggy... Those which point only 20 meters in front and a little bit to the side of the road ) when it´s dark, but NOT foggy!!!!

They say that in case if deer or other animal is standing beside the road, freaks out and runs on the road when they are closing the animal, they can see it better than when using the normal headlighs only...

Yeah, right....

If your speed is 100km/h, and you see a deer standing beside the road, 20 meters in front of you, you really think you have time do anything about it? Nooooooot....

Also, it´s a scientific fact, that if you use headlights+fog lights, then instead of seeing accurately about 100 meters in front of you when using only headlighs, your eye focuses on the area which is brighter, in 20 -30 meters in front of you...

So it´s not only useless to use fog lighs, it´s dangerous(!)

Am i making any sence here?

Also, i cant stand people who drive under the speed limit...

[arne_and]

Things that annoys me? Oh well , here we go:; first of all, Ikea, secondly; people who breathes loud,, third, that i cant find a comfy position in my chair, fourth, my ashtray is full and i have to empty it, fifth; I cant find my lighter, sixth; .. err.. shud i go on? no, dont think so.

Im easily annoyed sometimes... doh!

And neon pigs?? wth??

[MikeVictor]

I hate cats that crap in my garden........where did you say you live Gruberly!!!?????

MicVic

[Sapper-FIN]

first of all, Ikea

Hey, what´s wrong with Ikea?? You get nice looking furnitures, with reasonable price from there...

Although, the biggest mistake a guy can make, is to walk into Ikea with her GF.... Last time i did that, it cost me 800 euros

[:FI:IceFrog]

Political correctness

and i thought we Americans only had that problem, i guess i should get out of the house more often and see the world

[arne_and]

Guess so , Sapper.



But the last screw is missing!!



Arrrrrrh!



If you enter it with your gf you will never get out again, because you get lost while she is looking at some nice curtains or something, and you perish of exhaustion behind a closet in the bathroom section, and the idiots that work there arent there to rescue you, they are probably in the storage room, picking out the last screw from every flat pack with furniture...

[Sapper-FIN]

idiots that work there

I like your choise of words... When i was working as a security guard, i was told to go to the Ikea for one day.. They didn´t specify a reason, why they wanted to order a security guard, so thinking, "Ikea? how hard can that be?" i went there, but left my bullet-proof vest and pepper spray at home... I mean, do you really need that stuff, if you´re working on Ikea??

Ok, they told me to sit behind the desk in a lobby.. so i did... I asked people, why they wanted me there, but no one seemed to know.. an hour before my shift ended i found someone with an ansver;

"Oh? they didnt tell you?? Yesterday, one of our former employees, who was fired couple of days ago, tried to enter the staff´s quarters, but because they didn´t open the door for him, he said that he´s gonna come back today, with a shotgun"

Apparently, People over there who knew about the incident, didn´t feel that i should be informed about it... And normally, that´s a police issue...

Ffs.... how stupid can people be...?

Luckily he didn´t come (at least on that day)

[:FI:Fenian]

I say, if you want a divorce, go on a day outing to IKEA....