Wierd periodical pains

:FI:Macca · Post by **:FI:Macca** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:23 pm

I have, every year these days 24,25,26th of December....

My stomach aches, usualy in the afternoo, my head also....

Is there any reasonable anwer to the quiestion "Why does it happen?"

Mac(my stomach!!)ca.

:FI:Fenian · Post by **:FI:Fenian** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 3:53 pm

I've seen this before.

It's not unusual.... ok, turn off the Karaoke machine if you will.....

My 'remedy' is one passed down through the generations of my ancient royal Irish family.

The King of Breifne himself used to use this one after binge drinking... erm.... celebrating with good cheer over the yuletide.

Take one part brandy (preferably Hennessy) and to that ad three parts Port (preferably Sandeman ruby (red) port.)

Sit down with some pleasant music on the stereo and drink this medication.

Please note the the size of the 'parts' as described in the above prescription is left up to the administrator of the medication (yourself).

My recommendation is that a wine glass (the wee round red ones) should be at least half full of this mixutre before you begin to medicate.

If, after one does of this tasty medication you still do not feel 'top notch' - repeat the process.

I promise that you will feel a LOT better VERY quickly.

This will help, trust me

Unka-hic!-Fen

:FI:Macca · Post by **:FI:Macca** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:01 pm

Oh thank you, noble Unkle!

Your royal ancestors were very wise and very royal!

The tratment helped me, I had to repeat it only 3 times!!!

Now I have lust for more of that medicine but I know that I should only use it when in need, so maybe I should find some way to need it again!

Hiiik!!!

No me gotta finda the right door to my chamber.....

Mac(almost a king)ca

:FI:Heloego · Post by **:FI:Heloego** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 4:27 am

Gee!

Gosh!

Transcendental Medication?

:FI:Macca · Post by **:FI:Macca** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:07 am

Rather Medicating Transcedentation:)

:FI:Heloego · Post by **:FI:Heloego** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:37 am

...so you have painful, loose teeth?

Nothing a good bone scraping and a lot of silver wire will not fix.

Menace · Post by **Menace** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:47 pm

3 parts coffee 1 part fresh cream, two parts Bushmills. OR

3 parts coffee 1 part Baileys. That'll fix ya right up!

:FI:Heloego · Post by **:FI:Heloego** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:28 am

...we just stick with 4 Parts Bailey's?

Or O'Carolin's?

I'm not that picky.

:FI:Macca · Post by **:FI:Macca** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:06 am

Isn't it very sweet? I thought that after some bigger amount of that people go

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Post by **:FI:Mefisto** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:23 am

it is ok, me not puked

Wierd periodical pains

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