Dear Unkle Fenster, please help me, I am at my wits end.

[Guest]

My girlfriend doesn't understand me.

Should I attempt to placate her by buying her flowers, or should I just save the cash towards some CH pedals?


G.. *cough* I mean anon...

[Guest]

Dear Unkle Fenster

My trouble and strife reckons I need my sleep and should go to sleep early like she does, there are 2 problems with that

1) If I goto sleep the same time as she who must be obeyed then she might want me to .. do something.

2) Ruins my IL-2 flight time

Yours sincerely,

Anon
(I hope)

[:FI:Macca]

Dear G...ekhm, I mean Anon.

There is one solution - combine bed and computer set so that in case she wants you to do...something, you could play Il2 simultaniously. Regarding flowers - find ones she is alergic to and make her hate flowers. And remember to make it clear that your new CH pedals are not to be an exercise device - stepper or sth like that..

Best regards.

Me

[:FI:Fenian]

Buy the pedals.

If she loves you she'll stay.

Don't go to bed at the same time unless it's **Saturday Night** - just give her a quick shoulder rub, nibble on her ear and a large glass of whiskey. Then go flying with your own glass of whiskey



Unkle Fenster



This is fun....

[:FI:Macca]

Saturday's night alright for fighting?

Buy another PC and let her fly as a gunner.

or not.

S!

M

[MikeVictor]

Ply her with multiple whiskeys and when she passes out, then pull your new CH pedals out of hiding and fly all night while she snores away the hours.

In the morning when she finally wakes up, tell her she was sleeping so well that you didn't want to wake her. She'll think it's cause you love her. Only you will know it's cause you wanted to fly with your new pedals that you bought with the money you saved by not buying flowers. And she won't be thinking of flowers at the time anyway, she'll want some asperin instead and you can fix her breakfast with stuff out of her frig. Again you look like a sweet lovin guy, and saved the money you need for the pedals to boot.

I'm still single after about 20 years, I wonder why.

MicVic

[:FI:Mefisto]

i think that saying name of some ex, or just name other than hers, while "doing something" would solve some of your problems for longer time...

male name might work even stronger... than you could use as many pedals as you would like to

[:FI:Macca]