"got hammer and chisel. let´s defuze a bomb
Yeah, my friend who served in the recon platoon in Kosovo, told me that one day locals came to them, and asked for a crane.
They wanted to move Nato´s 500lb bomb, which was dropped in the middle of their field, and didn´t explode... When recce arrived on the scene, they found out that locals had tried to chop it in the smaller portions with a chainsaw, so that it would be easier to move...
Like i always say to my conscripts: "if you dont know what you are doing.... DONT DO IT!"
"If the thought of doing something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it."