A pastor wanted to raise money for his church, and
on being told that there was a fortune to be made in
horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it
in the races. At the local auction, however, the
going price for a horse was so high that he ended up
buying a donkey instead. He figured since he had it,
he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races,
and to his surprise, the donkey came in third.
The next day the local paper carried this headline:
"Pastor's Ass Shows" The pastor was so pleased with
the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and
this time it won!
The local paper read: "Pastor's Ass Out Front." The
bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that
he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in
another race.
The next day, the local paper read: " Bishop
Scratches Pastor's Ass "
The bishop was fit to be tied. He ordered the pastor
to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give
it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing the news, posted this
headline the next day: "Nun Has Best Ass in Town"
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she
would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it
to a farmer for ten dollars. The next day,the paper
read: "Nun Sells Ass For $10.00" After the bishop
was revived, he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
wild.
The next day the headlines read: "Nun Announces Her
Ass Is Wild and Free"
The bishop was buried the next day.
Good one 
