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the lastest form off diet

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:41 am
by :FI:Bowling Bob
Sex diet

It's been a long time known that sex is a good form of exercise, But until recently there was never conducted research into the burn.
From calories by various sexual activities.

After a thorough study,

We can now proudly following results:

PULL OFF HER CLOTHES
With her permission ............. 12 calories
Without her consent ......... 187 calories

UNLEASH A BRA
With both hands ................ 8 calories
With one hand ...................... 12 calories
With your teeth .................... 85 calories

PUT ON A CONDOOM
In an erection ............ 6 calories
Without an erection ......... 315 calories

FOREPLAY
Trying to find the clitoris........ 8 calories
Try the G-spot to find........ 92 calories

POSITION
Missionary ............... 12 calories
69 already lying ............. 78 calories
69 already standing ............. 112 calories
wheelbarrow ................. 216 calories
Doggy style ............... 326 calories
Italian chandelier........ 912 calories

ORGASM
Genuine ................... 112 calories
Fake ................... 315 calories

POST-ORGASM
In bed cuddling .................. 18 calories
Immediately rise ................... 36 calories
Explain why you immediately up ............... 816 calories

GET A SECOND ERECTION, IF YOU ARE
20-29 years are ..................... 36 calories
30-39 years are ..................... 80 calories
40-49 years are .................... 124 calories
50-59 years are .................... 972 calories
60-69 years are .................... 2916 calories
70 years of age are ............ Results not yet in

AFTERWARDS GET DRESSED
Relax ...................... 32 calories
hasty.................. 98 calories
While her father is banging on the door.............. 1218 calories
While your wife is banging on the door................ 3521 calories

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:49 pm
by :FI:Gurberly
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:39 pm
by AltarBoy
Hmm, you made Gurb laugh....Praise da Lord!

<runs> :lol:

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:38 am
by :FI:WillieOFS
:FI:AltarBoy wrote:Hmm, you made Gurb laugh....Praise da Lord!

<runs> :lol:
Maybe Gurb needs to get out a bit more often..

or maybe get a bit more often? :oops:

<runs> :lol:

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:45 am
by Skipper
:lol: