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Should I try and help?
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:49 pm
by Nightcat
Dear Unka Fenster...
I think I noticed something, someone with a really bad ping rate seems to be in love.. not with a sheep or anything normal, oh no..
He seems to be in love with Falcon.. and other times with Willie..
Not sure if I should help him or not? and if I should, how?
What should I do Unka Fen
NC
Hmmm...
Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:24 am
by :FI:Fenian
I dunno...
Don't like sheep you say?
Like Falcons and Willies?
A small ping?
I don't think they have anything to worry about if the guy has a small ping....
Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:32 pm
by :FI:Falcon
Gah!
Someone/thing ELSE in love wiff me now!?
Sheesh!
I gotta beat'em orf wiff a stick!
...
note to self ...
be very very very careful next time beating them off with a stick.
that bruise lasted forever last time.
Falcon
But...
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:06 am
by :FI:Heloego
...the bruise looks GREAT in 1080i.
Unka Fen...
Comedian: "He didn't say the ping is small. He said it is
bad."
(From the gallery) "How...bad...is...it?"
Comedian: "It's
so bad the only time he can use it is with a cow, but incest is still illegal."
(Canned laughter)
Comedian: "Take my cow...
please!"
(Canned laughter)
Comedian: "Two cows walk into a ping. The first cow comments on the look, smell, and taste of the ping. The other cow says, "Aren't ya glad we stepped on it?"
(Canned laughter)
(Fade to commercial)
Host: Thank you! Thank you! We had a good shew for ya tonight and I sincerely apologize for the comedian with the bad ping.
(Canned Applause)
(Cut to Nappie commercial)
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:34 am
by :FI:Falcon
... was that the
first ping
or the
second ping?
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:21 am
by :FI:Nellip
...and the problem with a bad ping is?
...........you normally see it followed by a pong
!haG
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:26 pm
by :FI:Fenian
You don't mean to tell me that there is no connection between a BAAAAd ping and a small one?
You guys.... you have 'good pings' yeah....
Case rested.
*muted chuckles*
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:29 pm
by :FI:Sneaky_Russian
ping? connection? lol good one!
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:13 pm
by :FI:WillieOFS
Oh the pingmanities of it all..
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:40 pm
by AltarBoy
Pffft! Y'awl cowpokes are missin' the point.
Pings are good. You see, subs use pings to locate targets. A small ping is good ya see 'cause the enemy might not get to pinpoint the source of the ping. Now, a big ping might be bad, 'cause the enemy will detect it and torpedo yer ass outta da water.
Try as you might, y'awl can't get the old AB...Nah-nah-na-na-nah!
Note to self: Why am I sounding like a an old coot cowboy? Is it the cows, the little Willies or Mr. Chickenlegs himself, me wonder.