Cheating is dangerous to your health

[AltarBoy]

Here's a news item in our paper this morning, goes something like this-

A couple drowned at a local beach. The male victim told his wife he was going to work. The female victim told her husband she was going to visit relatives. Both lived a few miles away from each other. Both surviving spouses wondered why they were at the beach together when they drowned. Go figure it out.