Three men were stranded on a deserted island. One is a big rancher from Texas, one is a geeky Accountant from India and the last one a Mechanic from England. While walking along a stretch of beach they stumbled upon a bronze lamp. "Go ahead, rub it and see," said the Mechanic. So the big Texan rubbed the lamp and behold a large puff of smoke and out came a genie! "For freeing me I will grant each of you one wish." The Geeky Accountant wanted to get back to his office. Poof! Off he went. The Mechanic wanted to get back to his garage in Birmingham. Poof! He disappeared. The Genie looked at the Texan. "Well, what do you wish for?" The cowboy scratched his head, then wiped a tear from his eye. "Gee, I sure miss my two buddies, I wish they were here with me now." Poof! Poof!
I'm surrounded by grumpy old men!