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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and
entered a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out
there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said,
"Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He
glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I
called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came down town on the bus and the car that he
was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said
"Hillary in '08."

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to
my health.

Willie,

Retired? or do you mean you retired, but have a new job? I retired once...but started working for the FAA...because i didn't like not eating!


Igor

Willie ain't retired - hell - he just joined the 'boss class' again...

Some poor sucker musta been delighted to find all those tickets on his ride

Nah, I'm not retired. I'll have to work till I'm 163 to get ahead and get a decent retirement income.

I got that in an E-mail. Guess I should have made that clear.

I'm still TxDOT Inspector Arsehole. Working 6-7 days a week. I did manage a day off today. ( so far) I'm hoping NOBODY screws up and wrecks bad enough that I have to go in.