helpfull footer...
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:21 pm
here's something to use as a email-footer: 
Avoid contact with skin. Do not disturb. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Ask your doctor or pharmacist. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Do not stamp. Opened for inspection. For office use only. No passes accepted for this engagement. Best if used before date on carton. Tax-deductible if you itemize deductions. Not for internal use. We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you. Welcome to paradise. Not for resale. Call toll-free for more information. Prices slightly higher in Alaska and Hawaii. Void where prohibited. Do not open. If left parked for over 10 minutes, may be towed. Sanitized for your protection. If condition persists, consult your physician. Batteries not included. Any inperfections are inherent in the material. First pull up, then pull down. No user-serviceable parts inside. Drop in any mailbox. All models over 18 years of age. Keep away from fire or open flame. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Use only as directed. Prerecorded for this time zone. Use only in a well-ventilated are. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Net weight before cooking. No other warranty expressed or implied. Times approximate. Colors may, in time, fade. Keep out of reach of children. Not intended for off-road use. Employees and their families are not eligible. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. You may have additional rights which vary from state to state. Must be 21. Keep cool; process promptly. Do not write below this line __________. Simulated picture. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Subject to change without notice. Reproduction strictly prohibited. This program is protected by U.S. and International copyright laws as described in the About box. Slippery when wet. Paid for by the Committiee to Reelect. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Brought to you by the letters F, U, and the number 2. Your mileage may vary. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Post office will not deliver without postage. Shading within a garment may occur. Contents may settle during shipment. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Picture ID required. Some equipment shown is optional. Use other side for additional listings. I approve this message. Contains no artificial colors or ingredients. Package sold by weight, not volume. Restaurant package, not for resale. Authorized personnel only. Limited time offer. No soliciting. Consult your physician before using. This signature is not an admission of guilt. Edited for television. Address correction requested. Freshest if eaten before date stamped on carton. You must be present to win. Booths for two or more. Subject to FTC approval. See label for sequence. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Beware of dog. Apply only to affected area. You have the right to remain silent. Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T. Use only in well-ventilated area. One backup copy may be made. Approved for veterans. For recreational purposes only. No alcohol, dogs, or horses. May be too intense for some viewers. All rights reserved. At participating locations only. This product in not intended to cure or prevent any disease. Penalty for private use. Do not exceed recommended dosage. Your cancelled check is your receipt. Does not come with any other figures. Suggested serving. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. May explode if recharged improperly. Postage will be paid by addressee. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Parental guidance is suggested. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. Some assembly required. One size fits all. Not recommended for children under 12. Call before digging. No purchase necessary. This is not an offer to sell securities. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Price shown does not include sales tax. Licensed for home exhibition only. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. For external use only. Check here if tax deductible. Do not remove this tag until sold for retail. No Canadian coins. Any resemblence to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Dry clean only. As seen on TV. Driver does not carry cash. For official use only. The claims made have not been approved by the FDA.
:FICi"For recreational purposes only"der
Avoid contact with skin. Do not disturb. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Ask your doctor or pharmacist. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Do not stamp. Opened for inspection. For office use only. No passes accepted for this engagement. Best if used before date on carton. Tax-deductible if you itemize deductions. Not for internal use. We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you. Welcome to paradise. Not for resale. Call toll-free for more information. Prices slightly higher in Alaska and Hawaii. Void where prohibited. Do not open. If left parked for over 10 minutes, may be towed. Sanitized for your protection. If condition persists, consult your physician. Batteries not included. Any inperfections are inherent in the material. First pull up, then pull down. No user-serviceable parts inside. Drop in any mailbox. All models over 18 years of age. Keep away from fire or open flame. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Use only as directed. Prerecorded for this time zone. Use only in a well-ventilated are. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Net weight before cooking. No other warranty expressed or implied. Times approximate. Colors may, in time, fade. Keep out of reach of children. Not intended for off-road use. Employees and their families are not eligible. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. You may have additional rights which vary from state to state. Must be 21. Keep cool; process promptly. Do not write below this line __________. Simulated picture. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Subject to change without notice. Reproduction strictly prohibited. This program is protected by U.S. and International copyright laws as described in the About box. Slippery when wet. Paid for by the Committiee to Reelect. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Brought to you by the letters F, U, and the number 2. Your mileage may vary. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Post office will not deliver without postage. Shading within a garment may occur. Contents may settle during shipment. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Picture ID required. Some equipment shown is optional. Use other side for additional listings. I approve this message. Contains no artificial colors or ingredients. Package sold by weight, not volume. Restaurant package, not for resale. Authorized personnel only. Limited time offer. No soliciting. Consult your physician before using. This signature is not an admission of guilt. Edited for television. Address correction requested. Freshest if eaten before date stamped on carton. You must be present to win. Booths for two or more. Subject to FTC approval. See label for sequence. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Beware of dog. Apply only to affected area. You have the right to remain silent. Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T. Use only in well-ventilated area. One backup copy may be made. Approved for veterans. For recreational purposes only. No alcohol, dogs, or horses. May be too intense for some viewers. All rights reserved. At participating locations only. This product in not intended to cure or prevent any disease. Penalty for private use. Do not exceed recommended dosage. Your cancelled check is your receipt. Does not come with any other figures. Suggested serving. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. May explode if recharged improperly. Postage will be paid by addressee. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Parental guidance is suggested. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. Some assembly required. One size fits all. Not recommended for children under 12. Call before digging. No purchase necessary. This is not an offer to sell securities. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Price shown does not include sales tax. Licensed for home exhibition only. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. For external use only. Check here if tax deductible. Do not remove this tag until sold for retail. No Canadian coins. Any resemblence to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Dry clean only. As seen on TV. Driver does not carry cash. For official use only. The claims made have not been approved by the FDA.
:FICi"For recreational purposes only"der
