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I'm pretty sick and tired of these stoopid politicians here that I wish I could run for our elections in November. Here's what I'd do:

1. Make a public holiday just to drink beer.
2. Make sheep a symbol on our Coat of Arms.
3. Go to our coastline and moon Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro.
4. Import all dem sexy South American chicks.
5. Export all of our oil wealth to Ireland.
6. Demand that Ireland return all of our oil wealth...or else!
7. Outlaw anything pink and fluffy.
8. Try to grow some hair. Where is undetermined at this time.
9. Try to clone Falcon and see if they resemble.
10. No LEFT WING POINTY HEADED PINKO HIPPIES allowed on de beach
11. Allow Topless and bottomless ladies on de beach.
12. Tell Macca de mango is supposed to go in front of his pants not behind to fool de ladies.
13. Send a whoopie cushion to Osama.

Altar-"Planning to run for Governor of Kalifornia"-Boy

7. Outlaw anything pink and fluffy

Doubt Uncle Fenian would care for that.

What will you do when the Irish invade to liberate the oppressed
peoples (and get to keep the oil you sent them). (probably with the support of Cuba, who you upset with a moonie.)

Anyhow mate it seems that" 7. Outlaw anything pink and fluffy. "
would make "11. Allow Topless and bottomless ladies on de beach. " illegal

"13. Send a whoopie cushion to Osama. "
Unworkable. He'd only blow it up.


10. No LEFT WING POINTY HEADED PINKO HIPPIES allowed on de beach
I dont have a pointy head, nor does Falcon!

Re:8. - Wanna buy some extensions?
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Rules ! . . . bah!

FI members only have one rule - "No rules" (not you RULES)

Thats how it works, and thats why it works.

Diplomatic Anarchy ( and consesus, like the Greeks meant it to be)

Politics sucks, sort your rig out you'll enjoy it more.

AltarBoy wrote:1. Make a public holiday just to drink beer.

Already got it here.. sort of...:P

AltarBoy wrote:4. Import all dem sexy South American chicks.

Oh yeah! I'm moving to the "US and A" (to quote Borat) if so...

AltarBoy wrote:5. Export all of our oil wealth to Ireland.

Yeah! That made me totally agree with you.. don't forget to give us in wee Ulster a few tons of oil as well..

AltarBoy wrote:6. Demand that Ireland return all of our oil wealth...or else!

Hey! Not very nice! We won't give it back...

AltarBoy wrote:7. Outlaw anything pink and fluffy.

Everything pink and fluffy?... well, the pink stuff: fine.. but the fluffy ones...might upset this little evil thingy...
and God knows what might happen then... The end of the world as we know it probably...*shivers*

Man, I just luv this place!

Just be careful. My (common)in-laws just might stage a coup .

No pink and fluffy hand-cuff´s?

:FI:RULES wrote: No pink and fluffy hand-cuff´s?

I think it's ok as long as you are dressed like a maid and wear high heels...

Hum... wait... that wasn't a sight I wanted my brain to visualize...
But anyhoo, try it.. you might like it...I did
*Podge hopes that no one has seen him struggling up and down the streets during holiday in high heels*

If you'tre wondering about that mango joke. It was told to me whilst training with DEA Agents.

One of them never visted here before and wanted to attract those lovely ladies on the beach. So his fellow agent told him to use a big mango and stuff it in his bathing shorts. So he did, but came back all embarrassed. His fellow agent said, "You have to stuff it in front of your shorts, not behind."

Altar-"Me no smoke El Weedo"-Boy.

bu .. but ... what if you're just naturally pink n'fluffy?

AltarBoy wrote: Man, I just luv this place!

Is the love returned?

:FI:Macca wrote:

AltarBoy wrote: Man, I just luv this place!

Is the love returned?

Depends what he does with his mango

Outlaw the pink and fluffy indeed!!!



The man is an UPSTART I tellya!!!!

Is the love returned?

Who cares. Who do ya think I am- Mother Theresa?

Altar-"can ya spare a dime for an old Altar Boy, Faddah?"- Boy