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Was at the supermarket a few hours ago and there was a young woman advertising Heinekin beer for a competition where you win a trip for two to the Bahamas (as if I don't live on an island already, duhhh!). Anyway, I bought a six-pack (not the domestic, thank God) and she began asking questions like what's my age. 40 I said. She looked at me as if I'd just laid an egg. You look 20 she said and decided to give me another six-pack for free plus a pen plus a Shakira CD. I'm going back tomorrow. hee hee!

Aw maaannnn AB!

She was puttin' dah moves on you!

Definitely go back tomorrow!

"You look 20 ..."

Happens to me all the ~cough~ time.

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Oh, pics would be nice too, big, like Sapper's.


Fal "Know-what-I-mean, nudge-nudge" con

Here's to 40!

-Altar "Gettin' more women now than when he was a teenager" Boy-

Go for it!

THE last time my wife and I went to pick the boy up from school a bit early, the young lady in charge of such things, told the teacher that Adam's grandfather and his mom were there to get him..

FFS..

Willie - it just means that you have 'LIVED' - remember - the aim is not to leave a good looking corpse - but a battered well used and enjoyed one

The beer was prolly free anyway AltarBoy... she was prolly just pulling your chain... and that's kinda nice too

Uncle Fen wrote;

but a battered well used and enjoyed one

I've managed that one quite nicely and am still in the process of battering, using and enjoying..

i wanna be 40

I presume you are an Old Fart?

Then Willie will be able to fix you up with a brand new back patch - OFS.





I gotta wait another year an a half for it

Just my luck. She wasn't there when I went back, but at least I got me another six-pack.

Being 40 has its ups and downs. I started going downhill healthwise. A spinal operation almost had me chasing nurses in an electric wheelchair, but thanks to the country's top neurosurgeon I'm back on my feet, but no more strenous activities like shark hunting for me On the bright side all those young women do seem to actually want to know me and that can't be all bad. And you do get a bit wiser.

Now, where's me bloody dentures!

Hey A-boy,

Did you drink the Heinenken before or after the visit ???

and did you go back to the same supermarket ???

I once knew a Sixxpack and he's gone too never heard of him again vanished just (finger snap) like that.

ehhh ever heard of the Heinenken conspiracy theory ???

be carefull mate.. they'll pack you in..

and finaly you'll end up at the A.A.

and you nickname will be altzheimer-boy

So again be carefull.........being in da 40's in combination with Heinenken sixxpacks.


Dutch..,

im actually about 14 years away till 40 I just want some free um.....heiney

Actually I bought three more six-packs.heehee! Imported one tastes ok. As for Conspiracy Theories about Heineken I'm too drunk to care. Ah, gonna have a 5-day leave from the control tower. Goin' down to the islands past the man-eating sharks, past the man-eating 20-foot anacondas and gonna spy on half naked women...hmmm, I think Dutchman may be right about the beer...they put something in it.

Well, you may wear the OFS patch with pride..

Since you lived long enough to be 40, you are now an upstanding memeber of the OLD FART'S SOCIETY.

I guess we could convene a group called the YFS.. For all the youngsters in the group..

YOUNG FLATULATOR'S SOCIETY..

i do fart alot...

Well, with a butt like the one in your avatar Napier, I could just imagine!