Memoirs of my last trip to NY
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:32 pm
Visited there some time ago and plan to stop over there again.
1) Took bloody 12 hours to reach NY via Miami on American Airlines. Rude customer service in Miami that I thought I landed in France!
Immigration officials made snide remarks like "Should we let them in?"
2) Connecting flight after a few hours delay due to bad weather but sun is shining all around. Lousy in-flight movie called "50 First Dates" I swear if I see another Adam Sandler film I'm gonna throw up on Macca!
3) Finally made it to JFK after a rough landing. What did that pilot think he was landing on. An aircraft carrier?
4) Couldn't find my greeters so I hired a taxi all the while some security guy following me.
Do I look like Osama bin Laden? I shaved dammit!
5) Finally got to my sister-in-law's place and left behind my passport and visa inside the bloody cab. Spent the rest of the night trying to locate him and by some miracle recovered all my documents. Jesus loves me you know.
6) Spent 4 boring days doing nothing but walk all over Queens and visiting a nearby Deli.
7) Left there and went to Manhatten with an old lady friend of mine where I visited the Empire State Building and looking out for some hairy dude swatting biplanes. Saw what was left of the WTC (Damn you Osama!)
The folks there were really friendly although I got some odd looks wearing an Ozzy T-shirt. What New Yorkers never heard of metal?
Lovely chicks I wish I could, erm, well..ahem!
9 I LOVE NY! HIDE ALL YER WIMMIN FOLKS I'M A COMIN" AGAIN!
1) Took bloody 12 hours to reach NY via Miami on American Airlines. Rude customer service in Miami that I thought I landed in France!

2) Connecting flight after a few hours delay due to bad weather but sun is shining all around. Lousy in-flight movie called "50 First Dates" I swear if I see another Adam Sandler film I'm gonna throw up on Macca!

3) Finally made it to JFK after a rough landing. What did that pilot think he was landing on. An aircraft carrier?
4) Couldn't find my greeters so I hired a taxi all the while some security guy following me.

5) Finally got to my sister-in-law's place and left behind my passport and visa inside the bloody cab. Spent the rest of the night trying to locate him and by some miracle recovered all my documents. Jesus loves me you know.

6) Spent 4 boring days doing nothing but walk all over Queens and visiting a nearby Deli.
7) Left there and went to Manhatten with an old lady friend of mine where I visited the Empire State Building and looking out for some hairy dude swatting biplanes. Saw what was left of the WTC (Damn you Osama!)


9 I LOVE NY! HIDE ALL YER WIMMIN FOLKS I'M A COMIN" AGAIN!
