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Someone told me this yesterday and I reckoned it would appeal to you all.


An avid football fan is lucky enough to get a ticket for the World Cup Final. He takes his seat and notices that the seat next to him is empty. as the match kicks off he notices that the seat is still empty so he leans over and mentions to the chap on the other side of the seat how odd he thinks it is to see an empty seat at such an occasion.

The other chap says that it was for his wife but she had died.

Our fan expresses his condolences but asks if another family member or friend might have come instead. The chap said unfortunately not as they were all at the funeral.

LOL...well I guess that would about sum it up then...eh?

ooh, here we go...
there are 200 people going to heaven. God tells them to get into three lines: Wifes, men who are dominated by their wifes and men who aren't.
There are 100 wifes, and God tells them to go to Saint Peter. There are 99 men dominated by their wifes, and they go to Saint Peter also.
There is 1 man who is not dominated by wife. God asks him how he is in this line. The man replies, "My wife told me to stand here!"