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Chute killing in the FI!

Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:58 pm
by Skipper
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Shocking new evidence uncovered suggests that the FI is guilty of killing unarmed pilots as they drif helplessly in their parachutes!Looks like some of us have to read up on the Geneva convention!You know who you are!;) :badgrin:

Skipper

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 2:50 am
by :FI:Falcon
Unarmed hell!

He's prolly got a 45 tucked in his belt!

Fair target I say.

...

Or at least that's what Gen always tells me.


Falcon

Just a quick question ...

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:03 am
by :FI:Genosse
Was this me again killing innocent parachuting pilots?

I´ve been told to tend to do so ... :?

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 12:13 pm
by Skipper
Well in fairness he was quite close to the ground when he bailed ;)

But did you really have to turn him into Swiss cheese? [-X :lol:

Skipper :)

PS-I may have shot at him a bit too

Possible thoughts & reasons

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:13 pm
by Nightcat
1) It's quite hard to distinguish between aircraft and parachutists.

2) If flying along in the middle of a war and there is some guy in front of your aircraft (3000ft) flapping his arms hes obviously crazy and its better to be safe than sorry.

3) "It looked like the cord was tangled around they're neck, was just trying to get them free"

4) It's better to shoot a parachutist than get blood stains all over the props and windscreen, takes ages to remove all those lil splatters.

5) Tiny targets are the best way to prove your shooting prowess.

6) "I really need to work on my shooting, I was aiming for the canope!"

The Geneva Convention is where p**n stars sell ? videos isn't it?

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:46 pm
by :FI:Falcon
:lol:

Not to mention...

Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 11:54 pm
by :FI:Heloego
4) It's better to shoot a parachutist than get blood stains all over the props and windscreen, takes ages to remove all those lil splatters.
...all that blood and mess is hell on anything aluminum. :lol:

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:23 pm
by Green
That's good Nightcat :lol: