my idea...

:FI:Cider · Post by **:FI:Cider** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:02 pm

Dear unkle Fenster!

After a little working-accident (brick fell on my unsheltered head) an idea grew in my mind which leads us to COMPLETE WORLD DOMINATION!

(insert dramatic chord here)

I`ll lay out the plan for you, maybe you can give me some help or remind me about things i`ve forgotten.

A rough estimate tells us that 3-5% of the english speaking people have "Miller" as their second name. (In Austria it's Mueller and we have about the same percentage).
So, with a bit of sly marriage-politics we can change the second name of ALL people in the english speaking world to "Miller" in just a few generations!!!!
While this process is taking place we should invent NEW first-names which then can be sold to all the Millers for LOTS of money!!!
Additionally, we have to keep our second-names which will make us VERY attractive to women of unheard-of beauty, wealth and political influence!!!1
Also, all domain-name swith a "Miller" in it should belong to us till the millering is finished.
With all the money and influence the world will be in our hands in a very little time !!!

This plot will also work in other countries (take "Mueller", "Fang" etc.).

Sounds great, eh?

Any additions or improvements are welcome, also other well-thought schemes by some fellow future-world-dominators (or dominatrixes)

best regards

:FI:Ci"mmuahahaha"der

:FI:Falcon · Post by **:FI:Falcon** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:17 pm

Quick!

Someone hit Cider wiff another brick!

F

:FI:Fenian · Post by **:FI:Fenian** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:45 pm

Please link your new world domination site and talk to Gen about extending the board.

The Austrians come up with such wonderful world domination plans, bless, 'em

Miller... then you can call me Henry

Opus Pistorum

:FI:Heloego · Post by **:FI:Heloego** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:33 am

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an idea grew in my mind which leads us to COMPLETE WORLD DOMINATION!

Uh, Cider, are you sure you didn't mean "tumor" instead of "idea"?

:FI:Cider · Post by **:FI:Cider** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:33 pm

Well, Fenian, there's no such site at the moment .

I first have to fight for COMPLETE FAMILY DOMINATION, but the missus
and the kids are fierce enemies.
Think i have to develop some very sinister moves to take over my family.

No, Dan, it's a "humor". ahem.

Thx for the brick, Falcon!

What does "bamboozled" mean?

:FI:Cider

:FI:IceFrog · Post by **:FI:IceFrog** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:07 pm

:FI:Cider wrote:What does "bamboozled" mean?:FI:Cider

Here in the USA itââ‚¬â„¢s part of the marriage vows, but it does go both ways, so Iââ‚¬â„¢m told.

:FI:Scott · Post by **:FI:Scott** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:57 pm

Bamboozled should be part of the marriage vows here too.

:FI:Macca · Post by **:FI:Macca** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:15 pm

I don;t know how it is with "Bamboozled" , but bricks are said to be a part of marriage vows...

:FI:Heloego · Post by **:FI:Heloego** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:03 am

cheated
conned
deceived
deprived
fooled
fecked
grifted
mislead
seduced
swindled
tricked

This is a multiple-choice answer, so any one or more choices is correct

However, for your sake and safety, all the missus needs to know is that you were seduced. She'll take it as a compliment!

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