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Things I learned about Hurricane Katrina
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:54 am
by :FI:WillieOFS
Thing I have learned from watching the news on TV during the last few weeks:
The hurricane only hit black families' property.
New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane .
Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.
New Orleans has no white people.
The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama
resident.
When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big screen TV.
The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans. Now the city is welfare, looters and gang free and they are in your city .
White folks don't make good news stories.
Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead, bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet.
Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts.
Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you and give you money for being stupid.

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 6:20 am
by :FI:Mefisto
hmmm
I want to be a lumberjack
Re: Things I learned about Hurricane Katrina
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:24 am
by :FI:Genosse
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:29 pm
by Grecian
So where do you stand morally?
This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you
will have to make a decision.
Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.
THE SITUATION
You are in New Orleans to be specific.
There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.
This is a flood of biblical proportions.
You are photo journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught
in the middle of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly hopeless.
You're trying to shoot career-making photos.
There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under
the water.
Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.
THE TEST
Suddenly you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying
not to be taken down with the debris.
You move closer.
Somehow the man looks familiar.
You suddenly realize who it is.
It's the President, George W. Bush.
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him
under forever.
You have two options- you can save the life of the President,
or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo,
documenting the death of one of the world's most famous men.
THE QUESTION
Here's the question, and please give an honest answer.......
Would you select high contrast colour film,
or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:12 pm
by :FI:Falcon
I'd be sure to get a close-up!

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:09 pm
by L.F
Regardless of who it is, a persons life is always more worth than anything else.
So yes, I would save him.
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:44 pm
by :FI:Noter
I would set the camera up, getting the shot framed and all, set the timer for...oh, say 10 seconds, save the pres and get the shot to win the pulitzer. Quite simple really.
Noter
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:48 pm
by :FI:Igor
Wille,
Well put. Did you hear the lastest from Loius Farricon (mis spelled). According to him, 'Whitey' blow up the levees around New Orleans to flood out the black part of town.
Igor
What I took away from the Hurricane...
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:32 pm
by :FI:Snaphoo
From our own journalists...
Black people loot.
White people survive/find.
*The original stories have been removed from Yahoo! by the respective news agencies, so the remnants of the "news stories" were all I could find.
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:19 pm
by :FI:Snoop Baron
This is what I learned:
When a horrible hurricane is approaching the nation, it's a great time to be
on vacation.
When a horrible hurricane has ravaged the gulf coast and killed many of
your countrymen, it's a great time to be on vacation.
A few days later it's time to cut that vacation short and time for a
peek-a-boo as you fly over in your jet.
It's ok because you put the guy who got fired from the pony show in
charge.
It's ok if you get blamed later you have an excuse, "I don't think anybody
anticipated the breach of the levees." To bad it isn't true, but that never
hurt you before.
CNN:
Peek-a-boo
Boston Herald:
Pony show
Washington Post:
Excuse
Regards,
Snoop
Hmm...
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:45 pm
by arne_and
I would have taken many pictures, with both high contrast colour AND black and white.
Almost forgot...
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:09 am
by :FI:Snaphoo
The best thing I learned is that when you've been shown to be a complete incompetant in office, blame the bureaucracy of having to wait "X" amount of time after aid has been requested to actually provide aid.
Or when all else fails, blame someone else.
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:42 am
by :FI:WillieOFS

Oh FFS.
Written by Neil Boortz, September 19, 2005
JUST THE SAME ... IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT
Now here's something you probably didn't know about Louisiana and Hurricane Katrina. At the very time Katrina was bearing down on New Orleans, there were several top-level officials in the very department of Louisiana government that prepares for emergencies such as Katrina sitting around and waiting for their trial. Trial, you say? Trial for what? Let's try corruption and throw in a bit of fraud.
It seems that these Louisiana officials either misspent or misplaced or ... worse ... about 60 million federal taxpayer bucks. Here are some details ...
In March of this year -- that's about five months before Katrina -- FEMA was asking for the return of $30.4 million that the federal government had sent to Louisiana for emergency planning and preparedness. Most of this money was sent to some state office called the Louisiana Office of Homeland Security and Emergency Preparedness. Wait .. it gets worse. According to the Los Angeles Times, much of that money was sent to Louisiana under some federal program called the Hazard Mitigation Grant program. That is a program that is, in part, supposed to help states improve flood control facilities. Flood? Did someone say flood?
Hazard mitigation would have been a great idea in New Orleans, don't you think? Especially that "improve flood control facilities" part, but nobody seems to know where the money went! OK ... let's follow the trail of $15.4 million dollars that was spent by the Louisiana Office of Homeland Security and Emergency Preparedness. The $15.4 million was part of a $40.5 million grant of your money that was sent to Louisiana for the Hazard Mitigation Program. You know ... flood control and all that. Oops! Hold on a second here. My bad. It seems we can't follow that $15.4 million.. You see, the Louisiana officials say that they awarded that money to subcontractors for 19 major hazard mitigation programs, but they just can't seem to find any receipts to account of 97% of the funds. Ninety-seven percent of $15.4 million, my friends. No receipts. That's $14.94 million .. gone, and nobody can trace it.
Do any of you think that something good might have been done with some of this money? Lives saved? Flooding prevented? If you're thinking that, remember ... we're talking Hurricane Katrina here, and we all know that every bad thing that happened in Hurricane Katrina was --- all together now ---- Bush's Fault!
Perhaps if these Louisiana officials ever actually go to trial now they will be able to use the "Blame Bush" defense.
AND THAT'S NOT ALL .....
Let's see ... what else have we learned in the past week about the response to Katrina.
Doctors from across the United States poured into Louisiana to offer their services in shelters and hospitals treating Katrina's victims. They could do nothing. They just sat. You see, they weren't licensed to practice medicine in Louisiana. It took the amazing Governor of Louisiana, Kathleen Blanco, five days to sign a waiver to allow these doctors to practice medicine in Louisiana. Five days, while people were suffering and dying. Don't blame Blanco, though. It was clearly Bush's fault.
New Orleans' Mayor Ray Nagin
On the Saturday before the hurricane New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin received a call from Amtrak. There was a passenger train sitting in the New Orleans station with 900 empty seats. Did the Mayor want to put some evacuees in those seats? No thanks. The train left nearly empty. You cannot blame Mayor Nagin for this decision, that clearly would be racist. It just has to be Bush's fault.
In 1997 the U.S. Congress appropriated $500,000 of your money -- not federal money, taxpayer's money -- to the State of Louisiana. The money was set aside to create a "comprehensive analysis and plan of all evacuation alternatives for New Orleans." Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's the big deal here, isn't it? New Orleans didn't get evacuated, right? Well, for two years nothing happened. Then the Congress demanded of Louisiana a plan for evacuation in the event of a category 3 story, a levee break, a flood or some other natural disaster. The $500,000 of your money got to Louisiana .. but then what? It was spent by the Greater New Orleans Expressway Commission, not on an evacuation plan, but things that needed to be done to the Lake Pontchartrain causeway over the next fifteen years or so. What does the incredible Louisiana Office of Homeland Security and Emergency Preparedness have to say about the funds and the causeway study? The spokesman says that they can't find any information. Actually, we shouldn't be holding the Louisiana emergency preparedness folks or the state responsible for this ... not when we all know it was Bush's fault.
Speaking of flood control. You did know, didn't you, that in 1996 the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers was going to raise and strengthen the very levees that failed in New Orleans. They were going to, but they didn't. And why not? Because of a lawsuit, that's why. The plaintiff in the lawsuit didn't want the work done until extensive and expensive environmental impact statements were prepared by the Corps of Engineers and approved by the EPA. And who filed that lawsuit? Why .. it was the Sierra Club. The very same Sierra Club, by the way, that listened with rapt attention in San Francisco on September 9th while Al Gore told them that the leaders of this country ought to be held accountable for the flooding in New Orleans. Now, some of us might be so twisted as to think that the very Sierra Club that was so enthralled by Gore's rantings should bear some of the blame here ... but that's only because we just don't realize that it was all Bush's fault. Oh .. and by the way. Why haven't we heard more about this Sierra Club lawsuit in the mainstream media? Remember the template.
Mayor Ray Nagin is inviting residents of some areas of New Orleans to come back to their homes and businesses and begin the cleanup process. There's another possible hurricane bearing down on the Florida Keys --- a tropical storm that could become a hurricane and could head toward New Orleans. Now it's possible that if over 100,000 residents return to New Orleans and are further victimized by another hurricane and another flood .. will it be Mayor Ray Nagin's fault? Of course not, you idiot! It will be George Bush's fault! Haven't you been paying attention?
Already in Texas, they're using those Red Cross debit cards to buy Guchi bags, instead of food and such... I guess those bags look good with a white t-shirt and cut offs...
and that deal about the test is OLD. I first read it and it used Klinton, then his wife, and now dear Georgie boy.
Ya, whitey blow up de levees to flood out the poor black folk.
I’m a little rusty on my Hebrew, but I’ve been told Katrina means “cleansingâ€. Maybe someone was trying to tell us something…
I am sure of this. I bet that the so called "leaders" in New Orleans are secretly rejoicing because a lot of the social "problem children" have been exported and will most likely never return.
As for finding vs looting.. Check these;
http://www.poynter.org/column.asp?id=45&aid=88106
and
http://www.flickr.com/photos/triciawang/38922728/
I guess we'll wait and see what Rita, George, and Rick do to TX. Our dear GOV, Rick Perry, is stating that he hopes Rita will "DISSIPATE" in the gulf.

It was 100°F here today, I expect it snow tomorrow about as much as I expect that storm to "DISSIPATE".

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:16 pm
by :FI:Snaphoo
The facts are clear, ALL levels of government from the city of NO up to the President, failed. No other way around it. Some people seem intent on pushing the blame around to try, in vain, to make a completely incompetant moron look less incompetant and less moronic.
To be clear, I don't blame Shrub for the Hurricane, but I do blame him for the lack of response. I've heard people blame the bureaucracy for the delay, this is completely disgusting. Our government can call a special session of congress to meddle in a state affair when a single woman is in a persistent vegetative state, but can't lift a finger when hundreds of living people are dying because it takes the state to call on the National Government?
FFS indeed.
Temper, mates!
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 3:59 pm
by :FI:Genosse
I can´t understand and comprehend everything you´ve said so far about this topic - I´m a Kraut from Old Europe, you should know - but I´d say that we keep the discussion on this thread as it is and won´t talk here about this issue anymore.
Aware you the fact that there´re obviously at least two different political opinions about the aftermath of hurricane "Katrina" I don´t like to give you the chance to use this BB as a platform for a polictical mud battle.
Everyone has got the right to speak out his mind and I encourage every political dispute ... but not on this bulletin board. Therefore I close this thread ...
I do regret, mates! Blame it again on the German(s) ...
