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Taking out ships, the Russian way.

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:53 pm
by :FI:Up-n-at-'em
Mooo

According to Reuters, the dazed crew of a Japanese trawler was plucked out of the Sea of Japan earlier this year clinging to the wreckage of their sunken ship. Their rescue was followed by immediate imprisonment once authorities questioned the sailors on their ship's loss. To a man they claimed that a cow, falling out of a clear blue sky, had struck the trawler amidships, shattering its hull and sinking the vessel within minutes. They remained in prison for several weeks, until the Russian Air Force reluctantly informed Japanese authorities that the crew of one of its cargo planes had apparently stolen a cow wandering at the edge of a Siberian airfield, forced the cow into the plane's hold and hastily taken off for home. Unprepared for live cargo, the Russian crew was ill-equipped to manage a frightened cow rampaging within the hold. To save the aircraft and themselves, they shoved the animal out of the cargo hold as they crossed the Sea of Japan at an altitude of 30,000 feet.

Helo could you feature an article on proper use of bovines against shipping ?

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:13 pm
by :FI:Gurberly
Any news on the cow?

Gurb "animals have rights too" erly :p

Now lets light that BBQ.

Now I need to work on...

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:42 am
by :FI:Heloego
..."Skip Cowing"???? :?


Anyone for brisket? :p

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 2:20 pm
by Deathsledge
nuts :?

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 2:33 pm
by :FI:TacticalS!
Folks I believe that cow was overmodelled and not very historically correct. I'm heading over to Oleg's Ready Room to rant a little. [-(

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 8:53 pm
by :FI:Up-n-at-'em
:FI:Gurberly wrote:Any news on the cow?

Gurb "animals have rights too" erly :p

Now lets light that BBQ.
Tho a bit shaken up at first, the cow is reported to be in fine spirits and was quoted as saying " Well the experience was trumatic and all, but if not for those Russian airmen I'd still be stuck in Siberia, & I never would have met my true love!"

Image

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 9:02 pm
by :FI:Falcon
:lol:


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hey!

is that a sea cow?

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 9:03 pm
by :FI:TacticalS!
That's a lie!

Dolphins can't swim. :oops:

Poor little cow. :(

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 9:26 pm
by L.F
:FI:TacticalS! wrote:That's a lie!

Dolphins can't swim. :oops:


but ferrets can!