Tottie-Cootie-Head

[Grecian]

Got this on the UBI forums bit of light relief:-

Sorry guys, but I was in serious need of some comic relief today, and
some of the names that I have seen have been the best laugh I've had all
day! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it
onto everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day/week, you need silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of today's humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult. My son-in-law's senior manager is now known
far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey, the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the third
letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
.

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
> > > a = apple
> > > b = toilet
> > > c = giggle
> > > d = burger
> > > e = girdle
> > > f = barf
> > > g = lizard
> > > h = waffle
> > > i = cootie
> > > j = monkey
> > > k = potty
> > > l = liver
> > > m = banana
> > > n = rhino
> > > o = bubble
> > > p = hamster
> > > q = toad
> > > r = gizzard
> > > s = pizza
> > > t = gerbil
> > > u = chicken
> > > v = pickle
> > > w = chuckle
> > > x = tofu
> > > y = gorilla
> > > z = stinker
> > > .
> > >
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
> > > .
> > > a = head
> > > b = mouth
> > > c = face
> > > d = nose
> > > e = tush
> > > f = breath
> > > g = pants
> > > h = shorts
> > > i = lips
> > > j = honker
> > > k = butt
> > > l = brain
> > > m = tushie
> > > n = chunks
> > > o = hiney
> > > p = biscuits
> > > q = toes
> > > r = buns
> > > s = fanny
> > > t = sniffer
> > > u = sprinkles
> > > v = kisser
> > > w = squirt
> > > x = humperdinck
> > > y = brains
> > > z = juice
> > > .
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day !

[:FI:Falcon]

...

Dorkey Girdlelips?

gah!

[Bobsqueek]

squeezit chickenchunks

me likee

[Baderslegs]

cheesball cootie hiney??

Does this mean I have a cute ass??

Naw maw,
ah dinnae wannae go tae prison!

[:FI:Snoop Baron]

Hello my name is, loopy apple head

[Nightfly]

Loopy Gorillasniffer

Haha!

[Buster]

Squeezit rhinotush....don't tell my son.........

[Crazy]

Crusty Girdlebrain

[:FI:Genosse]

Me as "Poopsie Pizzatushie"?

Naw!

... or not?

[:FI:Heloego]

Zippie Applebuns!

[The_End]

Dude, there ain't no "ö" in there.

[:FI:Fenian]

Crusty Gizzardsprinkler

[:FI:WillieOFS]

booby appletushie
My lovely Missus is Tootie Appletushie..
and Bub is Gadget Applelips

[Mutzy]

Zippy gorilla chunks - At least Im not a Gorilla Sniffer Nightfly - for shame! LOL!

[Menace]

Crusty Bubble-Tush. I feel 'gypped. Thanks Kep, I'm blaming you for this.