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Maybe ya need a fanny

Maybe ya need prescription eyewear...

Or maybeee you have too own a fanny of your own. You know how there are always asking you "Which one do you prefer?" but when you look @ what they are going on about you notice that both options are identical to your eyes. So you with the naivety and innocence of a new born baby proffer the opinion "I like the one in your right hand, honey," only to witness her eyes mist over and her chin start to tremble "Wha-wha-What is wrong with this one" comes her reply as she holds up what ever minutia that currently has her fixated and she is currently holding in her left hand. "Oh I like that one too, love" you hastily reply as it finally starts to sink in that you have wandered into a bitchy minefield, a sort of parallel universe where reason and rational has gone down the shitter. You know there is no way your getting your hole tonight so you deploy the only escape optition @ your disposal "f**k this I'm off ta pub."

Lol got more shades of grey there thn a


Paint the house red and green and dayglo orange , buy her a black and white TV and go to the pub.

Grey is easy... just say you'd like 40 shades of it

Wait until she brings the orange colours home.... that's when it becomes a lot harder.

G

Just sell the house nd buy a battleship