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				Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:37 am
				by :FI:Macca
				Microsoft Works
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:52 pm
				by AltarBoy
				As a horror movie fan it always tickle me when I hear this term- "Undead".
It's usually used to describe zombies, vampires, etc. If you're undead you're alive right? 
 
 
Altar-Raisin Hell-Boy.
 
			
					
				AB, I'm afraid you will not be moving up next year...
				Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:57 am
				by :FI:Heloego
				 
 
However, you 
can redeem your good (cough) name by quickly following these simple instructions:
1.Take a moment to visit Page 1, Post 1 of this thread.
2. 
Read the first post again.
3. Pay particular attention to the definition of "Oxymoron". Repeat reading the definition until thoroughly understood. Read the example and memorize it.
4. If you're still having trouble with it, see the quote below (no peeking).
5. Try your post again, with TWO words, instead of one. 
 
And it's Ok if you use "Military Intelligence". Really. We understand. 
Oxymorons
Def:
A phrase including two or more words that effectively cancel each other.
Example: the old standby "Military Intelligence" 
 
			
					
				
				Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:13 am
				by :FI:Falcon
				I like bunnies.
 
F
 
			
					
				
				Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:21 am
				by :FI:WillieOFS
				:FI:Falcon wrote:I like bunnies.
 
F
 
Bunnies are good. 
 
 

 
			
					
				Re: AB, I'm afraid you will not be moving up next year...
				Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:47 pm
				by Skipper
				:FI:Heloego wrote: 
 
However, you 
can redeem your good (cough) name by quickly following these simple instructions:
1.Take a moment to visit Page 1, Post 1 of this thread.
2. 
Read the first post again.
3. Pay particular attention to the definition of "Oxymoron". Repeat reading the definition until thoroughly understood. Read the example and memorize it.
4. If you're still having trouble with it, see the quote below (no peeking).
5. Try your post again, with TWO words, instead of one. 
 
And it's Ok if you use "Military Intelligence". Really. We understand. 
Oxymorons
Def:
A phrase including two or more words that effectively cancel each other.
Example: the old standby "Military Intelligence" 
 
Living dead? 

 
			
					
				
				Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:03 pm
				by :FI:Sneaky_Russian
				.
thunderous silence!
			 
			
					
				
				Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:06 am
				by :FI:WillieOFS
				:FI:Sneaky_Russian wrote:.
thunderous silence!
I love it!! The MASTER of understatement.
Pure class!!
(AB, you taking notes here?) 

 
			
					
				
				Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:37 pm
				by AltarBoy
				That's it! I'm going to stomp on Heliogo's big head! Now, that's more than two words- is that an oxymoron, you moron! 

 
			
					
				
				Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:36 pm
				by :FI:Nellip
				Empty pitcher
Not an oxymoron but it is at least 2 words
Wonder if he will get it..............................
			 
			
					
				You saying he's...
				Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:44 pm
				by :FI:Heloego
				...
impotent?
Maybe AB should 
dress impotent, too.  
 
Unless he's a 
catcher, which would change 
everything...
Though I very much hesitate to picture AB in a camisole.   
  
			
					
				
				Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:15 pm
				by AltarBoy
				Dude, you seem to drift in that direction or are you just a closet cow? 
 
   
 
'Heleogo Queen of The Cowpokes'