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Posted: **Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:42 pm**

Hey tactical,

You're right about us shoe wearin Yanks, got us figured out for sure

. The truth is out.

I just can't go on decieving you guys anymore, it was bound to come out sooner or later... so I've changed my picture to reveal my true persona...I'm not not the sweet mild mannered cross-eyed sheep you've come to know...

Mike

I hope this doesn't have a negative influence on my consideration for membership...

Posted: **Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:20 pm**

That it's just not that dirty here in the U.S?

Joking... but only sort of... We really have a large concentration of concrete here in the U.S. And while I understand that it's outside, like all of the other dirt-like substances, you're not tracking half a swamp through the house if you wear your ghastly shoes in the house.

Cultural differences are fun!

yay.

Posted: **Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:34 pm**

Flynn wrote:

Thats why I dont do that. I prefer a different approach:

1.) Hold cutting utensil in your right hand. Hold multi-pronged thingy in your left.

2.) Rotate plate until desired food item is directly in front of you.

3.) Hold down food item with multi-proged thingy to prevent escape. Use cutting utensil to make big pieces into smaller ones.

4.) Use multi-proged thingy to transfer smaller pieces into oral cavity.

5.) Repeatedly apply pressure to food item with teeth until reduced to a size that will allow for more efficient digestion...or three times, whichever comes first.

6.) While performing step five, breathing is best done by inhaling through the nose and exhaling through the mouth while producing "umm" and "yumm" sounds for maximum oxygen absorbtion.

7.) Keep jaws well lubricated during this process by pouring fluid into oral cavity regularly...beer seems to work the best for this.

8.) Repeat steps two through eight as needed.

I don't think even the Japanese could improve on that system.

Posted: **Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:29 am**

My cheap, state issued work boots were made in China......

They come off in the garage before I go into the house.

I refuse to let them see how capitalist running dog yankee American pigs live.

J/K actually it is because of the various and sundry elements and mixtures involved in highway repair, usually reside in that delightfully ridiculous lug tread sole.....

As my carpet and house doesn't need asphalt, nor fog seal, nor seal coat, nor diesel fuel, etc on it.. the boots stay OUTSIDE!!

Posted: **Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:48 am**

In the Netherlands, at least where I live they always take their shoes of, unless the person who lives there says it's not needed. At home I never wear shoes.
Kinda funny though since I have 2 dogs and they walk anywhere without thinking about it

, ofcourse I whipe their feet with a towel in nasty weather.

Kcid

Posted: **Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:02 am**

...

Unless you are a slob or teenager, we Canadians ALWAYS remove our footwear. Salute

Yes, I've seen the documentary on CBC. (Only in Canada

)

However, I was somewhat taken aback when it was noted that you remove your shoes prior to wallowing in the mud.

(Drum Roll)

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Posted: **Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:34 pm**

Man that Viagra has you in some good mood on these forums lately.

Posted: **Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:43 pm**

More like the viagra has him in good form.....

FI:Mick Vic

Posted: **Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:53 pm**

What are shoes?

Vin

Posted: **Fri Jun 24, 2005 8:29 pm**

Keep ya shoes on in my house.... then, when you are walking around, the dead mice don't get stuck between your toes.

Happened to an ex girlfriend, early one morning whilst it was still dark, she went downstairs in her bare feet to make us coffee in bed.... she really was a romantic

Clump, clump, clump, clump, squelch ....... <pause for effect> .... Aargghhhhh!

Had to wait for her to have a shower before the coffee arrived

G

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Tactical said...

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